chainsawce

1. A word indicating something murderously awesome, or maniacally evil.

2. The improved plural form of chainsaws.

Ex 1
scplaya217: wtf howd you rush me so quick?!?!
lilkorea: zerg is chainsawce...

Ex 2
Bill Cosby: What you got there?
Lumberjack: Chainsawce, lol.

by KaEEEo! February 20, 2009

Chainsaw Repair

A term used when a man with a penis that sees a lot of sexual action/tears through a lot of vagina has to see a doctor due to damage done to the penis.

"I have to get my chainsaw repaired tomorrow. Fucked about a dozen girls last night and I think I did some serious damage."

by sirWilliamRaleigh April 19, 2010

Chainsaw wang

A destructive penis with a length of over 16 inches that rips open the vagina of any lady.

The man had a chainsaw wang. His wife needed 10 days to recover from the penetration.

by Pusseater69 June 11, 2016

Texas Chainsaw Slot Machine

You are just railing at a girl hardcore and then you decide to get crazy. You start off by loading a roll of quarters in the girls ass, then you put in some anal beads. Then you plant a foot on her ass. You rip them out and the quarters fly everywhere!

Dude, so me and my bros were in Vegas last weekend and we were just ripped! We found some hooker and she showed us the texas chainsaw slot machine! Let's just say we hit the jackpot!

by Mr. Chev April 16, 2008

Alice In Chains

Heavy Meatal/"Grunge" band circa 1987-late '90s. Formed by vocalist Layne Staley, guitarist Jerry Cantrell, bassist Michael Starr, and drummer Sean Kinney. Recorded debut album, 'Facelift' in 1990 after releasing the 'We Die Young' EP. Then releases the 'Sap' EP in 1991. In 1992, they peaked with their classic 'Dirt'. After 'Dirt' Michael Starr was replaced with Ozzy Osbourne bassist Mike Inez. Recorded the best-selling EP of all time, 'Jar of Flies' in 1993, the stoped touring for three years because of Staley's serious heroine problem. The recorded their self-titled album in 1995, then finished off with an Unplugged album in 1996. In April of 2002, when the band wasn't really doing anything together, Layne Staley was found dead in his house of an apparent overdose of heroine and cocaine.

Nah, man, Slipknot sucks, you should listen to something good liek Alice In Chains.

by Dugan March 10, 2005

Chainsaw

An 18-pack of canned beer. When carried at one's side it resembles the size and shape of a chainsaw.

Hey we're out of beer. Head down to Pinecove and grab a couple chainsaws of Bud Light.

by crewmiddlefork July 23, 2008

Leaky Chainsaw

Painfully massive build-up of gas and diarrhea, suddenly with malice aforethought, let loose in a long, sputtering geyser of liquid poo fully emptying your bowels as loudly as the sound of a run-away chainsaw. This will coat anything/anybody in a 3 foot radius with hot, nasty, viscous ass fluid.

As my cheatin' ass girlfriend was tryin' to win my heart back by givin' me a Rusty Trombone, I gave her a lesson in pay-back by introducing her to a Leaky Chainsaw she'll never forget!

by KingTigerKommander April 5, 2009