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ceiling wax

Look up the movie scene in 'About Mary'; "is that hair gel?". Why does he keep looking at the ceiling?

Ever since I heard this in a Rolling Stones song, I thought it was some kind of derogatory term for sex or masturbation, or, the 'end result' if you will. How it gets on the ceiling, well, I'll let the imagination figure that out. Shortly after my 40th birthday I looked it up and found out it's SEALING wax not ceiling wax lol/duh. Sick mind, I know but that's ok.
"And your father's still perfecting ways of making sealing wax.…"

"It had been a while since we did it, and she was wearing that little teddy I got her. Talk about ceiling wax! It was all over the place! Ya, but were going shopping for new drapery later"

"is that... hair gel?" (No! It's ceiling wax MARY! DON'T DO IT!)
by Stank Mastah April 4, 2018
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Ceiling Titty

A Ceiling Titty or a flush mount ceiling fixture is when a triple bulb light fixture has a metal ring base around it covered in a plastic dome with a metal point in the middle

Making it look like a Titty on the ceiling
Person 1: Yo bro it’s too dark in here

Person 2: Here, let me just turn on my Ceiling Titty
by Oweniee21 August 7, 2019
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ivy ceiling

The point in a large corporation at which you cannot proceed up the ladder for lack of an ivy league degree. Talent will not take you past this point, only your pedigree and connections. It's one of the few ceilings that you can see; it looks like the incompetent, but connected assholes in the c-suites.
I hit the ivy ceiling. He was a pudgy fat ass, and it felt good.
by kickasstimus January 29, 2015
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National Ceiling Fries Day

Today's the day you go up to Nick White and tell him he has sexy ceiling fries.
Anybody: AYE Nick sexy ceiling fries ;)
National Ceiling Fries day can be anyday of the year, just say it whenever
by Itzyagirlskinnypenis October 18, 2019
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Glass ceiling

A more accepted and commonly used version of the sexual act of a Cleveland steamer- the 1st party will willingly hold or place seran wrap extremely close, if not on their face. The 2nd party will drop their trousers, and defecate on the seran wrap, thereby creating all of the alleged sensual fun and none of the obvious mess. From the 1st party's point, it will be like looking at one of the great mysterious pleasures of life through a glass ceiling.
"Come on Tonya, I've always wanted to try the Cleveland steamer"
"No John, I don't have enough towels. Let's try the glass ceiling for starters and see how we like"
"That's fair"
by Susy Saunders June 17, 2023
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Juliano Alesandro Cirincione Ferraro (Lucius Moneybags)

Juliano Alesandro Cirincione Ferraro ( aka Lucius Moneybags) is of African descent although looks much like jew. Although he has much tiny pp and smooth brain, he is nice.
Juliano Alesandro Cirincione Ferraro (Lucius Moneybags) defends his small pp by explaining the motion of the ocean argument, although we all know that that is a load of shit.
by Happy Days October 14, 2020
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chirine

Someones whose very good at organising, annoyingly so. She will constantly nag you and is the unwanted mother figure that you already had and didn't need. She is always right and she will let you know about it as well.
Person A: Fucking study already!
Person B: OH God! You're being such a Chirine right now!
by penguinsareracist May 18, 2018
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