carbonate

When you sit on the toilet to take a dump but you only end up farting a bunch of times.

"I hope you had a good shit cause we still have a while to go on this road trip."
"Um. Well, it was kinda frustrating cause I guess I didn't have to go that toilet"
"Son of a bitch!"
"Hey, it's not my fault I was only able to carbonate that toilet! I really thought I had to do go!"

by Onehitwonder? November 29, 2017

Carbonate

The act of placing a straw into one’s ass and farting into a cup of soda and giving the newly carbonated beverage with the straw to an unsuspecting victim.

Hey Jack, let’s carbonate Jenaya’s Coke while she’s not looking!

by Chex929 June 22, 2018

Gold Titanium Sulfur Titanium Carbon

When the periodic table symbols are used, this spells out autistic, originated on TikTok and is used among friends.

Are you gold titanium sulfur titanium carbon?

by abeil June 12, 2024

Carbon Tanprint

The amount of greenhouse gas emissions a person causes while getting a tan.

"Wow, James just broke the scale on carbon tanprint by travelling from Iceland to Australia to get a tan"

by Heimir Han July 20, 2017

Carbon Monocide

Acid

When you add one oxygen into carbon monocide, it becomes carbon dicide.

by February 16, 2021

Carbon Bullets

A term used for strong cigarettes (Camel Blue 100s or Camel Yellow 100s)

Dimi: Hey, I bought a pack of Camel 100s. Do you want one?
Ivan: Thank you, but I couldn't handle your Carbon Bullets personally.

by WhiteAngel434 May 31, 2025

Carbon Whore

A person who frequently or impulsively travels long distances, often by carbon-emitting transportation (planes, cars, etc.), to pursue their hobby or passion, such as cycling, running, or creating travel content. While their adventures are often enviable and inspiring, their carbon footprint is notably high, leading to a mix of admiration and environmental guilt

"Dude, did you see Juliet's latest video? She flew to Girona just to hit some gravel tracks. Total Carbon Whore, but man, those views were epic."

"Ben's a total Carbon Whore—he’s always jetting off to some new country to run marathons and post about it. His Instagram is fire, but his carbon footprint is probably melting the polar ice caps."

by Eco Beako February 08, 2025