fasty canasty

to do something fast with style

"how you doin bro? hows your life going?"
"fasty canasty dude!! dirty mahirty kind of life, ya know"

by fastyboy June 28, 2017

Yorkshire Canvas

The act of inserting a whole packet of crayons into your sphincter, then once ready to defecate, you excrete the contents of your rectal passage into the toilet bowl. Thus resulting in an extravagant display of colours

Dude 1:Dude, I totally made the most impressive Yorkshire Canvas the other day.
Dude 2: Dude, sweet

Dude 1: Dude, totally

by The Dudest Dude, Dude October 16, 2017

Blank canvas in the oven.

A tattooed woman/couple expecting her/their unborn baby.

Looks like those guys must have a Blank canvas in the oven.

by JezzaBullfrog February 16, 2020

Ass Canvas

An ass canvas is a toilet bowl. It can also be anything you decide to release the art of a bowel movement unto but primarily the bowl of a toilet.

Hey honey grab the camera! I just splattered the ass canvas with a real Jackson Pollock!

by Tayne Morano April 27, 2020

hickey canvas

Littleraly Ellena's neck. She's so beautiful 🥺❤️

Floflo: your neck is the definition of a hickey canvas 😂❤️

by Floflo<3 November 11, 2020

The Canvas

The Act of Ejaculating on a Women’s back and finger painting with your semen, hence her back being “The Canvas”

“Yo man I got with that girl last night, shit got wild.”
“Real Shit?”
“Yeah man, we went all night and I finished her off with The Canvas”

by DislocatedDick September 3, 2021

The Canvas

The Act of Ejaculating on a Women’s back and finger painting with your semen, hence referring to her back as “The Canvas”

“Yo man I got with that girl last night, shit got wild.”
“Real Shit?”
“Yeah man, we went all night and I finished her off with The Canvas”

by DislocatedDick September 3, 2021