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i can't do it

a phrase when someone can not do something
by el eeel jeffo February 22, 2017
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Yes I can't

Is a positive answer to a negative question
taking simply mathematical principals, two positives make a positive, two negatives makes a positive, so a negative combined with a positive leaves a negative.

so a question like, "can't you fix that computer?" requires the response, "Yes I can't" if indeed, you cannot do so, but "no, I can" if you are able to.

simple really
by progrelayer April 26, 2009
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I can't even

Can't begin to understand, tolerate or believe. Incredulous
Donald Trump winning the presidency? I can't even.
by SF cycle guy October 9, 2016
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can't smoke a rock

no brain no pain, you can't wear me out
that dude can do pushups all day long but he is fucking stupid, you can't smoke a rock.
by #1Slick May 25, 2007
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Can't Milk a Horse

Used as an exclamation when noting an obvious or moronic error in judgment. Usually suggesting complete unworkability. Also used to designate a situation one tries to take advantage of, where there is no actual advantage to be had.
#1: "I really thought my new pet snake and my hamster would get along. Well, I guess you can't milk a horse."

#2: Jerry - "So I tried to milk this horse and well... you know what they say: 'You can't milk a horse'."

#3: Fred - "I just tried to hit on Nancy at her ex's funeral, but ya can't milk a horse."

#4: "I invested $8,000,000 on the new line of Pogs, but goddam: Ya can't milk a horse!"
by Skazu March 4, 2010
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I can't call it

A shorter version of I can not call it, I do not know, I am not too sure....
So whats the business?
Reply with: I cant call it (only if ur not sure)
by Lisa Ceezay February 19, 2003
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"Can't stenchon the mélenchon" is an expression used by the candidate to the 2017 french presidential election, Jean-Luc Mélenchon.

It could has been created on the Jeuxvidéo.com's forum by users to show their preference for Mélenchon rather than Marine Lepen (far right). It has been inspired by the sentence "can't stump the trump" even if Mélenchon doesn't share the Trump's point of view.
This catchphrase quickly spread on the internet. Now, it became a slogan for the Mélenchon's party : La France insoumise.
Hey, Can't stenchon the mélenchon
by Tipounk March 4, 2017
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