canned coochie

Slang for male sex toys, notably Fleshlight® . Originated from a Spongebob meme.

Wow! I can't believe my favorite sex store has it! Canned coochie!

by BigChodus September 13, 2019

Coochie lace

A wig for your coochie

Man on twitter: I'm selling a coochie lace, serious dms only

by GenitalHerpes69 October 27, 2018

coochie roar

When a female farts out of her vagina and it makes a loud growling sound.

John: Do you smell that?
Jimmy: Yeah it was Sarah, she just let out a mad coochie roar.
John: Only a woman would do that.

by Timmy turner III January 01, 2019

Caviar coochie

When a woman has some bomb ass sex

Man, I'm going to my girls house tonight to get me some of that caviar coochie.

by A. Carrington October 18, 2017

coochie sushi

this is when you put rice on a girls coochie and eat her out

dude last night i ate some coochie sushi

by evtyum October 05, 2019

Creamy coochie

A creamy vagania

I made your pussy a creamy coochie with my seamen

by Creamyyyyyyy September 25, 2018

Coochie Bread

Bread made with yeast from the vagina.

Man, that was some really good coochie bread

by AScaredBurrito October 16, 2020