Tofu cough

When a Individual turns vegan and eats to much Tofu. Said individual develops a tofu cough that reeks of butt.
Terri’s coughing smells like butt. Although it’s not contagious. Lee be careful she may have the tofu cough.
by MilfandTats May 30, 2018
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pants cough

In the deathly silence of the hospital ward that night I heard a pants cough and knew that wicked warning promised a far greater stench would be upon us by morning light.
by Xeroman November 23, 2015
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Bong Cough

After a few weeks of ripping, you will feel a sensation in your throat after a rip and just want to cough your fucking brains out. Usually leaves your body randomly and you never know how long it could last.

Possible Symptoms:
-severe cough upon ripping
-excessive spitting post rip
-tightening of chest
-short of breath
-immense dehydration
*takes rip* “Yo after that rip I think I have bong cough!”
by meesandauds July 18, 2018
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cough linctus

Man: i got a bad cough

Doctor: have some cough linctus

Man: thanks
by Icchrelived October 05, 2018
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fecal cough

the passing of intestinal gas at a high rate of speed through the rectum, sometimes leaving a spray of stool in the undies
I thought i shit my pants but it was just a fecal cough
by John from Pacifica,Ca October 24, 2011
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cringe cough

A bodily function that is immediately triggered after you have seen something cringy. Cringe coughs can be used as an insult to something people say or do.
When I watch Prank Invasion I get an attack of the infamous cringe cough.
by cringecoughycough September 08, 2017
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zombie cough

When you hear someone coughing and think it sounds like something that could start the Zombie Apocalypse.
Last night I went to the store and everyone was Zombie Coughing and had to get out of there before I caught the plague.
by Brook Byrnes March 28, 2017
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