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buttfaced 

When looking at one's face and realizing how ugly they are. Relating them to a rear-end.
Frankie- Sean are you sick?
Sean- No why?
Frankie- You are looking buttfaced today.
buttfaced by cindybadlfkajdsf December 9, 2008

buttsucker 

Someone who kisses major boss butt in the office.

Someone who will follow the boss around like a lost puppy dog, with a dumb smirk on their face, kissing butt.
That guy Angle is such a buttsucker.
buttsucker by Chimberlo December 1, 2007

buttfuck love 

Buttfuck love is when you don't give a single shit about somebody, you just want to fuck them in the butt.
George doesn't like Kate Upton's acting or personality, but he buttfuck loves her — that is to say he wants to fuck her in the butt.
buttfuck love by XplozionMan June 11, 2014

buttfudged 

the act of pulling the shit from your Bootyhole and putting it in someone elses Bootyhole
Dude last night i got buttfudged so hard it was crazy!
buttfudged by Cheeseman Jim April 24, 2016

Kentucky Buttfuck

Fucking your partner in the ass while said person is wearing a saddle butt fuck kentucky
While vacationing at the ranch I was mistakenly confused for a horse, and was Kentucky buttfucked
1. The process of buttfucking someone else. On the semiotic level, the term to buttfuck, different to the more commonly used inverted form fuck butt, stresses the importance of the butt in contrast to the mere process of penetration alone. Thus any real butt pirate prefers the term to buttfuck instead of to fuck butt.

2. Derogatory term for a schmuck or moron.

3. Metaphor for to shit somebody, to diss somebody, or to take the piss out of somebody.

4. Being the cupbearer of the first Earl of Worcester, Waleran de Beaumont, Guy de Buttfuck was not really destined to enter the annals of English historiography at all. In 1154, at the age of forty-six, however, Guy de Buttfuck volunteered for the first manned space flight. His mission was to deliver a list of grievances to God asking for an improved creation. Unfortunately, the used trebuchet was not strong enough to catapult Guy de Buttfuck into the orbit and he crashed into a nearby field, sustaining lethal injuries from which he died two days later.
1. To fuck butt a butt-slut's buttered butt is great, but to buttfuck a butt-slut's buttered butt is even greater.

2. This buttfuck totally dissed me yesterday. What a schmuck!

3. This moron didn't get it; I did totally buttfuck him.

4. Yesterday I read some interesting scholarly article about Guy de Buttfuck. Did you know that he was the fist Norman sent onto a manned space flight?
buttfuck by El Schmucko Grande February 8, 2010