Italian torpedo

When you double penetrate a woman with Italian sausage while your penis is in her vagina.

Yeah that slut loves the Italian torpedo

by Dirtysancheztorpedo June 26, 2016

Twat Torpedo

Noun: A tampon

Flow’s in town! I have to change my twat torpedo before I hit the road!

by Linda Bonita April 10, 2021

fur torpedo

A slang term for K-9 units deployed on uncooperative suspects in water. (see fur missile)

"He's trying to swim away. Deploy the fur torpedo"

by realmrniceface October 19, 2020

taco torpedo

I long torpedo shaped object filled with cotton which aids a woman during her menstrual nightmare.

That Twatwhistle Danielle forgot to swap out her taco torpedo and destroyed my moms white couch..

by dick e September 10, 2020

Human Torpedo

When a person goes flying out of a car that has just been hit by and other moving car

Did you see that human torpedo land in the ditch earlier

by Daddyassfucker6942069 January 10, 2022

Texas torpedo

When a woman is bent over 5 foot or more away from you and you run and penetrate her from behind

Nick did you hear about cliff giving Lyndsey the Texas torpedo

by Blickens June 6, 2022

torpedo loaf

A loaf so big it tears the asshole

Just dropped incredible power torpedo loaf

by Torpedo loaf February 1, 2016