take the bus

get fucked or fuck off

Situation: Don dropping lil dude out in his car

Don: hey mate, can I stop at chemist and pick up the medicine.
Lil dude: nah man, can you drop me home first..
Don: take the bus you fucking wanker!!!!!!!!!

or

lil dude: hey Don, can you stop farting in the office?
Don: Take the bus you wanker!!

by MagdaIsReal January 08, 2022

bus turds

The shitty version of Bus Wanker from the us reboot of the infamous inbetweeners

*shouts and leans out of car window* Bus Turds *only the person using the joke will laugh

by Nignoger Tyrone April 18, 2017

Bus-wood

A term you use when you take public transportation and your partner sends you a naughty text or picture and you get a hard on!

I was on my daily commute this morning and my wife sent me some nudes..I ended up getting some serious bus-wood!

by Hom2436 January 25, 2018

bus 411

The most obnoxious bus with the most obnoxious driver. Has “couches” as seats and driver of this bus needs to turn down hearing aids so she doesn’t get mad for everything. Also not to mention, we get put in assigned seats every time we do something “silly”. Driver makes bus ride the worst hour of our lives. Also she likes to take our gum away.

“Bus 411 is here, ugh”

by crythepie October 22, 2019

Bus 48

Bus 48 is a ancient relic that has been around for centuries. This bus is like no other since it has millions of unique features. Ex. aids (window gum), rusty cord, bolted windows, scary bus driver, the black spot, the one clear window, the squeaker on top of the emergency exit, and plenty more. This bus is truly the best bus in history.

Martha Stewart: Yo diggity dawg, whats that bus doin' in my hood?

Obama: Oh shit nigga get down! thats bus 48!!

by BUS 48 February 04, 2019

Bus driving

Wearing dress or non-athletic shoes with athletics socks usually white tube socks

Did you see my neighbor? He was bus driving when he was mowing his lawn

by Breaking dancing on cardboard April 23, 2019

On the Bus Syndrome

When you get on the school bus, not having to go to the bathroom, and the minute the doors close and it starts to go, you suddenly have to go to the bathroom REALLY BAD!!!!!

John: Dude, I suddenly have to go pee really bad! But the bus just started to go, so I gotta wait another 30 min before i get home!
Smee: Haha, sounds like you have On the Bus Syndrome

by the Moose of Man September 24, 2011