burying the cat

Female {masturbation by insertion of an object.

Leslie: "Hi Kristy. I thought I'd call to see what you're up to."
Kristy: "Well, Tom is gone on a fishing trip, so I've been burying the cat for four hours . . .".

by Robbster October 20, 2017

bury the baby

bury the baby is pretty self-explanatory, as you would think it means exactly what it says, BURY THE BABY

Friend: dude why would you kill your 7 month old?
You: it started crying when I put on game of thrones, which means its a hater.
Friend: youre right, we cant have a hater in our midst, but what do we do now?
You: bury the baby.

by haha_im_dead March 22, 2021

burying the baby arm

Using the day you have sex for the first time as your anniversary date.

At lunch with Parents and uncle yesterday, Ashley came with me. We're talking about my cousin celebrating a dating anniversary with her boyfriend. Mom chimes in "well they're not married, so are we celebrating the anniversary of him burying the baby arm"
Dad right on queue drops silverware onto plate and makes a clank.

by TeamTrainWreck March 15, 2021

'bury goggles

When you've been hanging around dudes for so long that any female seems incredibly attractive.

Ben's been at the bury for 3 months straight. His 'bury goggles are probably inches thick.

by FuckCrabGuy June 22, 2018

Buried Treasure

“When the bowl looks cashed but you find some green under the ash”

-Chloe Toder

Dude is it ashed? Well there might be some buried treasure.

by Madikbass November 5, 2020

60,000 to bury a fucking Mexican

When you are a racist that is running for office to stay out of prison and you can't stand women, latinos, and military.

When Trump volunteered to pay for Fallen Soldier Vannesa Guillen's funeral, he stiffed the family like he does his contractors.

Trump "$60,000 to bury a fucking Mexican"
General- "but sir, you offered to pay it!"
Trump- "DO NOT PAY IT"

by Trump-Epstein_list_missing October 23, 2024

bury your head in Dorothy's cunt

An urban phrase meaning to avoid responsibility or reality by stubbornly refusing to acknowledge the truth, often by excessively flattering or blindly siding with someone influential.

bury your head in Dorothy's cunt:

Martin: "What is your plan, mate???"
Dan: "I'm telling people it wasn't me who got them sacked."
Martin: "Bloody hell, Dan! Me too! I've been saying that for months!"
Dan: "You idiot! There's no room for both of us to bury our heads in Dorothy's cunt."

by uisguisz March 7, 2025