When a male has to piss with an erection and in order to do so, bends himself in a very weird manner.
Said erection can be a result of being turned on or morning wood.
Said erection can be a result of being turned on or morning wood.
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"Man, Maria, you hoochy mamma!!....you're such a dick bender. You sprained my dick for the 5th time this week. You keep this up, and I'll be able to pee around corners."
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Get the bendito mug.Very similar to an alcohol "bender," when you go on a bacon eating spree. So you wake up in the morning intending to fry two pieces of bacon for breakfast, then decide to fry up the whole package and things spiral out of control. You have four pieces of bacon with breakfast, then have a BLT for lunch, then make bacon wrapped dates for an appetizer with bacon wrapped filet mignon for dinner. And all you can think about is bacon!
Damn, I need a bacon fix, I'm about to fry up a few packages of bacon and go on a bacon bender all weekend!
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Get the Bacon Bender mug.verb. to engage in a bender, that is, a brief or extended period of intensive drinking, drug usage, and /or other forms of extreme indulgence, generally in response to periods of high stress.
In addition, can sometimes also allude to acts of over-the-top homosexual behaviour or indulgence, as in the British slang noun "bender" or adjective "bent."
In addition, can sometimes also allude to acts of over-the-top homosexual behaviour or indulgence, as in the British slang noun "bender" or adjective "bent."
there were few things in life worse than waking up to the hazy, throbbing stupor following a night of heavy bending." OR "John says he has a girlfriend, but he was out mad bending at gay bars all weekend.
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