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Eatin apples on the broccoli

Runnin red like when your high of the chronic
Yo honie what u doin don't be eatin apples on the broccoli you tryin to get us pulled over! Stupid!
by Dosa / Young Beez May 13, 2009
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Boil some broccoli

To boil broccoli is to watch pornography, because watching pornography is like boiling broccoli because you have to watch the broccoli when cooking it so the broccoli doesnt get too soft- like the 'other' thing that might get soft when watching pornography.
I might boil some broccoli and then get myself off.
by billy walking August 22, 2006
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The Broccoli Game

The Broccoli Game is a traditional Swedish sports game where 2 people light a piece of broccoli on fire and shove it up their respective anuses. The first person to then suck up the entire broccoli piece into their rectum is the victor.
"My rectum is still sore from last night, me and my friend played the broccoli game"
by Maker of the broccoli game August 31, 2017
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Broccoli

A retarded person; Synonym for Vegetable.
I'll never be a celebrity, Too much beef with da broccoli
by Whatitmeando March 25, 2019
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Broccoli

A super cool dude whom is like your bro aka mike
Damn that dude is my broccoli
by Gullible is Grace June 17, 2019
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spanish broccoli

A male/female who fails to bathe in months. A body of fungus becomes to build within the crevasse of the body such as under arm, crotch, between fingers and toes. A gangreneus substance that resembles a sweaty broccoli in a Spanish supermarket oozes from these areas. Many individuals tend to seek hygiene relief from flat carbonated drinks as there sugary based ingredients mask their musky damp broccoli stank. Also see cabbage cock, cock like wedding cake icing and brocc stank
"Dave showers been on the blink for 3 months now"
"I watched them washed the Spanish broccoli from out of their foreskin with a can of flat coke"
by Snippy snip Dave March 20, 2017
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steamed my broccoli

Man Stacy steamed my broccoli so hard last night it was like she was cooling some hot tatters off.
by Steamed broccoli October 31, 2017
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