Fart Blossom

A viscous secretion unexpectedly left in one's underwear or the seat of one's pants after passing gas that through the anus.

Key-rist! That fart blossom left a skid-mark in my drawers!

by Tunmy AuGratin April 8, 2006

Awesome Blossom

Cool, awe inspiring, great.

"That game is totally Awesome Blossom."

by Jaye Cabusi May 20, 2005

Fart Blossom

A rare tropical flower of the genus, anus stinkypinkyus. It is noted for its delicate petals, slender stem, and, of course, for its ability to blow out a vile green cloud that could bring a sewer worker to his knees. Two varieties have been discovered: (1) Red 'n Angry, whose smell has been likened to a three-day-old meatloaf left in the sun, and (2) Yellow Oozing, whose aroma is remarkably similar to a Mexican toilet.

Phil passed out, has been sleeping all night in his own filth, and smells like a fart blossom.

by Larry Sanders December 14, 2004

bossab

Boss-ass bitch

Her hair flip was BOSSAB.

by JJWayBum July 25, 2015

Bloss floric

When your doing a sixty niner with a chick and she farts up your nose.

Mark. Had a sixty niner with wendy last night.

Nathan. Really ? any good?
Mark. Yeah it Was till she bloss floricked me.

by Shaven Haven 3 December 31, 2016

bloss ripper

A bloss floric with a follow through.

What's a bloss ripper? A bloss floric when she follows through.

by Shaven Haven 3 December 31, 2016

Blessage

The essence created when you say "bless you"

When Parker sneezed and half of the class said "bless you", he was thankful for the blessage bestowed upon him

by Deadpoolinator16 May 13, 2017