blacking off

A white or caucasian person trying to act black

Hey did you see Jimmy? He is wearing some baggy pants, a flat brim hat, and some huge diamond earrings. Yeah I saw him, he was totally blacking off!

by stokley17 January 26, 2010

Cock Blocking

Stopping an individual from getting any action through word of mouth

Walking up to some Beezy and saying " that guy just wants to fuck you"
Or when someone is laying the "Mack" coming up and being like "hey playa whos this bitch your with she is Fuckable are you gonna give me a turn"That is being a Cock blocking bastard

by Dnagy April 17, 2006

double cock blocking

Usualy when your pretty horney looking to get some ass at a party or something and ass hole men get in your way from getttin it on with a girl twice in a row. A double cock block usualy results in a guy not liking you therefore doesnt want to see you get some. After this happens you usualy whip the guys ass in fury then go back in and get with the girl.

*girl sits on jakes lap*
asshole: Jake has AIDS
*girl gets up and walks away*
jake:*walks up to a babe* heyy what to partay?
asshole:Jake is gay
*jake takes asshole outside and whips his ass*
jake:thats what you get for double cock blocking me

by ahhsay May 9, 2010

BLORING

a boring evening with uninteresting people, to be bad or indesireable

I WENT TO MY IN LAWS FOR DINNER AND FOUND IT TO BE VERY BLORING.

by KURMY December 21, 2009

dirty sanchez blocking

A blocking technique in Fight Night Round 3 which involves moving your hands in all possible blocking positions creating an unpregnable defensive scheme. Very cheap, also gay.

I was dominating Travis in the fight until he started fucking dirty sanchez blocking. That shit is gay.

by Mr.Boracus May 13, 2006

Blornking

The act of doing work one has to do but would rather put off, despite a small amount of focused concentration being all that's required to complete the task.

My job is getting really boring lately. I find myself blornking most of the time.

by LoganCale April 16, 2011

blocking lady

A self absorbed middle to upper class woman, usually a mother, who gets in people's way by stopping in inopportune or inappropriate places.

Usually older, glasses, mom jeans, maybe a sweatshirt with floral applique. They stand in the middle of aisles at the grocery store, look askance in the doorway of the Barnes and Noble, stop at green lights. not all of their blocks are physical, or literal. They can block careers, or relationships, or personal growth.

Sorry we're late, we got stuck behind a blocking lady going 15 mph on the road. But it's ok, because of her we missed being in an accident.

by MacBetty July 31, 2017