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Bitching

Someone that’s always complaining,crying or whining in other words being Elias
Elias is always bitching
by Bitching Elias February 22, 2019
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Sleep-Bitching

The action of bitching someone out while asleep, or while waking up. The person is cruel, and malicious with the only intent to get back to sleep or sometimes to get back at you for disturbing their slumber
May or may not wear off shortly after awakening and can be affected by substances such as coffee, alcohol, drugs, sex , a slap to the face, or any other awaking substance or decision impairing substance.
Person 1.:

" I told you your dad was probably just sleep-bitching."
Person 2:

" I thought he'd be awake, otherwise i wouldn't have called him for a ride until later."
by Lacey Lane November 7, 2011
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reality glitching

Does reality glitching really happen or is everyone who experience it just bat shit crazy.
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black friday bitching

The practice of claiming that you are disgusted with Black Friday - particularly the recent new practice of starting Black Friday on Thanksgiving evening - but still going to stores and giving the companies your money on that day. Common practices include telling cashiers how sorry and appalled you are about the decline of values, while he or she rings up the merchandise that you *chose* to purchase on this day.
Cashier: "Hello. How are you?"
Mike: "Wow. I just can't believe that corporations would pull people like you away from their families on what is supposed to be Thanksgiving! I'm sorry you have to work today!"
( places two iPods, six Blu-Ray movies, ten new pairs of jeans, and a small television onto the register belt )
Cashier: "Yeah, it wouldn't be so bad if not for all of the hypocritical Black Friday bitching."
by DobbyCanOnlyBeFreedIf December 3, 2014
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bitchin' pigeon

The cooler older brother of "awesome possum". Used when something is truly fantastic or badass in a way that can only be described as "bitchin'". The addition of a rhyming animal in the phrase only accentuates its absolute bitchin'ness.
Hypothetical Hubert: Yesterday I found a cat with five legs.
Imaginary Imogen: Oh man, that's bitchin' pigeon!
by Carezees May 2, 2010
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Bitchin

Lauren: YES! I'm getting out of school early!

Taylor: Man, that's bitchin
by bill magill May 10, 2010
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bitchling

The self made sibling of a female to support her while bitching.
The bitch and her bitchling created a mishap to gain attention.
by doodling June 30, 2011
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