Toon Blasting

While engaging in sexual activity and watching cartoons on Sunday Morning. A man sticks a flute in his ass hole and inserts the other end into a woman's asshole. He then proceeds to push a fart out where it ultimately travels into the woman and finally cumming out of her lady box as a beautiful queefing tune.

Last Sunday I experienced the best toon blasting time of my life at church.

by Cheesepacker69 February 11, 2020

Ass-Blasting Top Soil

Very harsh diarrhea, in reference to Josh Gad’s character in Artemis Fowl.

“I ate some really spicy food yesterday and I was ass-blasting top soil that was spicier than you could imagine.” - paraphrased from Rachel Quirky Schenk, co-host of “The Infinity Podcast”

by cfdswiftie16 September 7, 2020

Finger blasting

The art of making your finger into a toy gubln.

I'll get them next time I go finger blasting.

by Jackie Papers November 29, 2022

mind-blasting

wonderful, fantastic, mind-blowing.

I had a mind-blasting experience when I saw a C-rock last month.

by Uttam Maharjan 2 May 23, 2014

booty blasting

The act of inserting a drug(most common with Meth, Heroin and Alcohol)inside the rectum in order to experience a more intense 'rush' or high

"Dude, Cody just booty blasted half a gram!"
"You were booty blasting that shit?"
"Booty blasting is just taking it way too far."

by UgglyAssMotherfucker November 9, 2015

Blasting Staircase

1. Synonym for kicking ass, or doing something awesome
2. Hyperbole for describing something awesome
3. Doing something insane

1. Greg: I did the run with a laptime of 2,3 minutes
Chris: Woah man! You were totally blasting staircase!

2. Greg: Do you remember the devils three-way we had yesterday?
Chris: Hell yeah! It was blasting staircase!

3. Greg: Yesterday I was blasting staircase!
Chris: How come?
Greg: I did a backflip from a 50feet drop, landing in a shopping cart and win a nascar race!

by The staircaseblaster January 13, 2011

Bear-Blasting

After consuming powerthirst(see crystal meth)the sport you'll invent because you're TOO ENERGETIC FOR NORMAL SPORTS!!!! Usually seen as shooting multi colored bear heads from your crotch. Similar to humpcatting

Bear-Blasting!The sport you'll invent because you're too energetic for normal sports!!!

by alexfred693 November 13, 2011