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bi-satchel

one who is in love with both rucksacks and drawstring bags
"dude, he be bi-satchel"
by Hugh Jass March 27, 2004
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bi-assed

The condition of having two asses, thus: The ability to figuratively sit on two chairs. A bi-assed person can successfully represent two differing, even contradicting opinions.
Rudy Giuliani has been both pro-choice and pro-life, so he's either bi-assed or a flip-flopper.
by Weeger December 16, 2008
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Bi-lonajob

During the act of giving someone fallacio the caregiver gives the receiver a "double" surprise by cupping their balls in one hand while at the same time shoving a finger in his asshole with the other hand.
Last night the blow job my wife was giving me turned into a bi-lonajob when she decided to jiggle my balls and shove her finger in my ass at the same time! That was quite the double surprise.

The wife was feeling frisky last night. She gave me a bi-alonajob and it wasn't even my birthday!
by Dimentedhumor September 2, 2012
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bi-sexual

A person who is sexually and emotionally attracted to both women and men.

They are stereotyped in many ways, but this is the basic scientific definition. Bi-sexuality is not a single shade of grey, but is in reality a spectrum. This spectrum includes varying levels of attraction to the two sexes.
I think that bi-sexuals are evil and sinful, because I'm a closed-minded biggot.
by A concerned individual, January 31, 2005
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Bi-Shiftual

Someone who types using both the left and right shift keys.
Ben first realised he was Bi-Shiftual while writing a letter using alternate hands.
by TwilightFan42 January 9, 2011
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nipple-bi

A bi-sexual woman that only allows bisexual contact on her upper body or exclusively on the breasts.
Erin still would like to have a relationship with Jessica even though she is only nipple-bi.
by Todd Anthony L. March 16, 2009
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Bi-Twixual

A person who enjoys the right twix just as much as the left twix and vice versa when eating a Twix chocolate bar
I prefer the left twix
That's so lame I like the right one better
I like both
You're a bi-twixual
by IfShakespeareWasHere January 18, 2015
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