Keister Beetle

The hyphothetical bug that is up one's butt when something unimportant suddenly needs to be done, NOW.

"He wants all the promos in the correct locations." But it'll take hours and everything just moves two feet to the left, sounds like someone has a Keister Beetle.

by bambilee April 12, 2011

Ze Beetle

Ze beetle is a fried moik word for a mungo who paints raith rovers fc, shoutout to ali and rashford. Chiiiips n vineeeeger

Happin ze beetle

by Beetle nm April 10, 2020

golden beetle

Urinating on a stool

James leaves a golden beetle in the toilet

by UrbanDormer January 11, 2022

Juice Beetle

You look like you got punched in yo jaw bone, other words, you ugly.. you yo adopted daddy son

Person 1 : stfu!
Person 2 : you fkin Juice Beetle

by sketchedastrobunnieh October 22, 2023

my Beetle

1. Used as a term of possession for a person of intended affection; one’s lover

Me, “I was speaking with my Beetle yesterday.”
You, “who?”
Me, “mine.”

by Dango mango June 03, 2024

beetle cradle

When someone lays on you while wrapping your arms and legs around them

I beetle cradled my hoe last night

by __poyatot November 18, 2017

beetle snoit

A absolute madman driven by drugs to accomplish one thing, RAPE.

"Dawg Dan is a beetle snoit"

by ItsLunnatic June 16, 2023