Karney-hatch

What happens to your anus after years of anal sex.

I'm 40 and now I've got santorum dripping out of my karney-hatch.

by Karney-hatch April 13, 2020

pap hatch

The hole in your botty from which you drop fecal torpedoes.

Gavin went to the toilet to empty his pap hatch.

by Marvin Jibbits March 19, 2024

Hatch ass

An ass that's so gaped, everything falls out like bomb hatch doors on a plane.

Man that guy takes real fast shits, must have a real hatch ass.

by Limu emu September 2, 2020

Top-Hatch Nigger

The worst type of black person known to man.

Look how low that man’s pants are sagging. Fuckin’ top-hatch nigger.

by slayer28829393 June 14, 2023

Nuked the hatch

Lost "nuked the hatch" - "sunk the island"



TV terms to describe a moment when something that was once great has reached a point where the finale changed how you viewed the show.

The origin of this phrase comes from a Lost episode where the cast of Lost nuked the hatch and sunk the island and ended the show in purgatory.

Thus was labeled the lowest point of the show... May 23rd, 2010

Lost nuked the hatch when it sunk the island and ended the show in purgatory.

by Purgatory Switch June 19, 2010

"escape hatch" sneeze

Refers to a humongous "ah-choo!" that you consciously "divert" or "re-direct" the air-blast force of through your throat and out your mouth --- rather than letting it travel its "standard" path through your sinuses and out your nose --- thereby reducing the risk of a "wet 'n' messy" spray from your nostrils. Of course, you should still always cover your nose and mouth to minimize germy emanations in any case.

Performing the "escape hatch" sneeze can indeed often allow for cleaner nasal-cannon discharging, but it can also lead to hoarseness and a painful throat if excessively utilized in a fairly short period of time.

by QuacksO September 21, 2020

The Hatch

The worst Roblox event to ever be held, The Haunt being a close second. The official game has a <30% like rating and apparently Roblox used generative AI to make the eggs. Even Carl the NPC mentions how bad it is and his game is actually in the event. Yes, games in the event are hating on the event because of how bad it is.

The event just proves that
1. Roblox don't play the games on their platform
2. Roblox support AI
3. Roblox love to glaze Sprunki apparently

Roblox player: What the fuck Roblox? I'm not playing "Find the Rainbow Toilet Morphs backrooms" for an egg! What the actual shit??
Another Roblox player: I know, right?? The Hatch is absolutely terrible!!
Another Roblox player: Hey, at least there are some actually decent games, like Work At A Pizza Place and NDS.
Another Roblox player: Nah yall are sleeping on Sprunki Killer

by anonymous July 5, 2025