Bass Clarinet 

The Bass Clarinet is the coolest clarinet that exists. It's shape was adopted and used in the saxophone. It has an awesome low tone, and is generally better then Soprano Clarinet

My bass clarinet could beat up Mike Tyson

Bass Clarinet by Rembrant January 11, 2008

bass clarinet player 

The most smiley person in the band, always willing to help.

Person: Hey could you help me move the Bass Drum?
Bass Clarinet Player: No problem!!

bass clarinet player by 1st Chair December 27, 2009

Bass Guitar 

The Sexiest Instrument In the World.

mmmm i love my sexy fender jazz

Bass Guitar by rory May 15, 2005

bass face 

The facial acrobatics that one engages in when playing a particularly groovy bassline. Can involve facial scrunching, mouthing, silent screaming, all of the above at once and more.

Check out that bass face, the bassist looks like he's laying pipe.

bass face by turqoisenoise April 4, 2011

Bass Law 

As population density increases, the probability of hearing loud bass which you have no control over approaches one.

Guy #1: I can't sleep, man, there's too much bass coming from next door.

Guy #2: Well, we live in high rise flats. If it's not next door it'd probably be the flat upstairs. Bass Law.

Bass Law by Nottel Inyu June 27, 2009

bass player hands 

This phrase is synonymous with "big hands" or "large hands". It just means you have big hands and/or long fingers (which are needed to reach around and play a bass well).
If someone tells you that you have bass player hands it means that either 1:They are just observant and noticed your big hands
or
2:They want your fingers inside them, and they're letting you know that they are thinking about your hands.

Girl-*Notices you have large hands*
Girl-"Ooh you have bass player hands."
Boy-"Yeah they're really good for reaching far into small spaces."

bass player hands by Lets-SailAway December 24, 2017

Bass Clarinet 

It's like a clarinet and saxaphone put together. It is 900 decatrillion times better than a ordinary soprano clarinet (the most common clarinet, the one you start off with before the bass). The Bass Clarinet is ballin. Freakin wayyy better. I don't know you, but some people that are insane about it say it's "The Sexiest Instrument Ever!". I'd say it is the sexiest instrument too because of it's elegent design.

It also has a beastly sound dude. No kidding man. The Bass Clarinet is the Beast overall!

The clarinet is bull. It's too old school. Not enough "Manlyness".

Bass Clarinet by bassclarinetdude June 20, 2009