Barbara Hernandez is an amazing person who has an amazing best friend. She's very caring and rich and loves her friends. Although she's physically small, she has a really big heart. Her life is valued extremely by her friends and family. I'd give her a high five. She's probably the best person on the earth.
by nuttymonkey January 20, 2022
Get the Barbara hernandez mug.She is a gorgeous woman, there is no doubt about that. And, at first, she is not very communicative, which gives her an aura of mystery that drives boys insane. But many people will never see why Barbara is so special. First of all, she is a real lady. Is like she was transported over here from another epoch because she acts in a way that nobody does and that appeals to your inner gentlemen. She is also really smart. Barbara is probably smarter than you. And she is really curious and loves to learn. Barbara is also really mature. Women tend to be more mature than men but she is on another level... I could keep talking about her and her artistic side but words can not describe her accurately. She is not perfect but, the more you know her, the more beautiful she seems to you.
Any man in the world would be lucky to have the chance to be around Barbara...
Any man in the world would be lucky to have the chance to be around Barbara...
You're lucky that Barbara is your friend
by VT96 May 22, 2018
Get the Barbara mug.A 'vegetarian' vampire who feeds on the tears of small children. In the night she sings duets with Kanye West in return for drug money. She has sex with cars ONLY and will not give into peer pressure unless M&M's are involved. At 4:08 am, she turns into a mindless zombie.
And her MySpace is so lame.
Kill her with a spork.
:D
And her MySpace is so lame.
Kill her with a spork.
:D
by Cindy Lou Who is A Skank February 7, 2009
Get the Barbara Wears Prada mug.Barbara is that friend who says they’re average but in reality just hella gorgeous. She’s also the type of friend to always be there and truly listen to what you’ve got to say even if you’re just very weird. Barbara’s also usually have a cat called Oreo. Oreo’s aren’t very keen on Barbara’s but definitely like people who are tall (just a fact). Barbara’s would also make the best mother with how loving and understanding they can be, especially with their heart of diamond made from all their hardships. Barbara’s are also very weird considering they classify tomatoes as a snack so maybe she won’t be in charge of snack choices, or her children gonna be suffering from tomato overdoses. In conclusion, Barbara will be someone who’ll make a lasting mark on your life and truly feel like home. A home where she isn’t in charge of snack choices.
by Oreoisthebest3000 November 22, 2021
Get the Barbara mug.When you’re raw dogging a chick from behind, bust a phat load inside of her, then spit on her back so she’s not suspicious.
John was bombed so when he accidentally shot his load inside Sarah, he busted the Santa Barbara Pullout and she was none the wiser.
by DarkDan911 September 14, 2019
Get the santa barbara pullout mug.place where a hobo lady eats a whole watermelon with her hands like a spoon. Or slap the creepy old guy who always sits next to you when the bus is empty
also get your bike stolen of the rack at a red light
also get your bike stolen of the rack at a red light
by Carpsmostwanted69 January 10, 2025
Get the Santa Barbara mtd mug.A woman who has a heart of gold and is always going to put you first and think of herself last she is someone who you will spend the rest of your life with
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