A sex position where someone squeezes their stomach fat around their naval, creating a bagel-like structure. They are then penetrated through the orifice of the newly created bagel until climax is achieved. After, the surface of the bagel is evenly coated with semen, giving it the appearance of a nice cream cheese spread.
I got kicked out of an orgy in Hollywood for giving someone a Cincinnati Bagel. They didn’t believe it was Organic or Gluten-free.
by Nasty_nati_daddy October 24, 2020
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Get the Howie Bagel mug.When someone is really mean all the time and puts no effort into the friendship and goes out of town instead of drinking with their friends.
Drew was being such a bagel~dick when he went to the tennis tournament in Minnesota instead of drinking with us for the wake forest game!
by Druusuuks November 6, 2017
Get the Bagel~dick mug.A Stoner Bagel is a uniquely Canadian treat, raving from the east, possibly originating in Sudbury. It is a common meal usually ordered at a Tim Hortons, while they can still be made at home also. A Stoner Bagel (from my region) consists of an everything bagel (Toasted), herb and garlic cream cheese & bacon (extra is a possibility) This will satisfy the hunger of even the most stoned.
"Yo bud, wanna rip down to Tim's and get some munchies?"
"Oh yeah mate, thinking stoner bagels?"
"Read my mind bud"
"Oh yeah mate, thinking stoner bagels?"
"Read my mind bud"
by rareherbs April 24, 2022
Get the Stoner Bagel mug.When your mate has hemorroids and he pushes too hard resulting in a bloody asshole that looks like a bagel covered in blood
by Sunbears69 May 13, 2017
Get the blood bagel mug.I’ll be buttering the queen’s bagel tonight.
I declare that’s the queen’s bagel was quite fresh when I poached the hole.
I declare that’s the queen’s bagel was quite fresh when I poached the hole.
by Eaton Holgoode June 2, 2018
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