When someone is really mean all the time and puts no effort into the friendship and goes out of town instead of drinking with their friends.
Drew was being such a bagel~dick when he went to the tennis tournament in Minnesota instead of drinking with us for the wake forest game!
by Druusuuks November 05, 2017
When your mate has hemorroids and he pushes too hard resulting in a bloody asshole that looks like a bagel covered in blood
by Sunbears69 May 14, 2017
by funGuyNotGi October 04, 2009
I’ll be buttering the queen’s bagel tonight.
I declare that’s the queen’s bagel was quite fresh when I poached the hole.
I declare that’s the queen’s bagel was quite fresh when I poached the hole.
by Eaton Holgoode May 06, 2018
A sex position where someone squeezes their stomach fat around their naval, creating a bagel-like structure. They are then penetrated through the orifice of the newly created bagel until climax is achieved. After, the surface of the bagel is evenly coated with semen, giving it the appearance of a nice cream cheese spread.
I got kicked out of an orgy in Hollywood for giving someone a Cincinnati Bagel. They didn’t believe it was Organic or Gluten-free.
by Nasty_nati_daddy October 24, 2020
by JailBagel69 August 12, 2020
The effect caused when Miles Morales in "Spiderman - Into the spiderverse" threw a bagel at a man which caused an extremely strong villian to be known as "The spot" who could possibly cause the end of the spiderverse
by CaptainBirdy June 05, 2023