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Flesh Bagel

Megan Fox has a flesh bagel becuase she is a female.
by funGuyNotGi October 4, 2009
mugGet the Flesh Bagelmug.

Bagel~dick

When someone is really mean all the time and puts no effort into the friendship and goes out of town instead of drinking with their friends.
Drew was being such a bagel~dick when he went to the tennis tournament in Minnesota instead of drinking with us for the wake forest game!
by Druusuuks November 6, 2017
mugGet the Bagel~dickmug.

jail bagel

A young boy recently sent to jail
by JailBagel69 August 12, 2020
mugGet the jail bagelmug.

Stoner Bagel

A Stoner Bagel is a uniquely Canadian treat, raving from the east, possibly originating in Sudbury. It is a common meal usually ordered at a Tim Hortons, while they can still be made at home also. A Stoner Bagel (from my region) consists of an everything bagel (Toasted), herb and garlic cream cheese & bacon (extra is a possibility) This will satisfy the hunger of even the most stoned.
"Yo bud, wanna rip down to Tim's and get some munchies?"
"Oh yeah mate, thinking stoner bagels?"
"Read my mind bud"
by rareherbs April 24, 2022
mugGet the Stoner Bagelmug.

Howie Bagel

GIRL WITH A FAT ASS AND LOVES DAVEN BARTLETT WITH ALL OF HER HEART
Howie Bagel loves Daven.”
by Howie Bagel is my bitch 221 October 5, 2020
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Bagel King

A seagull found on the southern coast of Maine that is known to take bagels from dumpsters and the like.
Yo did you see that the bagel king got another bagel!
by pizzadue December 10, 2012
mugGet the Bagel Kingmug.

blood bagel

When your mate has hemorroids and he pushes too hard resulting in a bloody asshole that looks like a bagel covered in blood
"Yo, did you see Rick? Dudes suffering from a total blood bagel"
by Sunbears69 May 13, 2017
mugGet the blood bagelmug.

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