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Badass Uke 

Sensual, rebellious, and intuitive, the Badass Uke can truly be a work of contrasts - an innocent appearance clothed in dark clothing, and a shy smile with eyes that suggest a naughty, darker nature. They are at once easy and hard to approach, as their energy draws people to them, while their intensity and distrust pushes people away... for maybe more than any other personality, the Badass Uke hides away deep in a fantasy world of their own creation, letting few, if any, in. Searching for the one person able to understand their need for something more, someone to protect them and share that mysterious world with them, the Badass Uke can seem lost and wandering, their loneliness sometimes reflecting an inner anger - as they cannot be content until they have been found and claimed, sensually and emotionally.
Girl 1: "Hey, why is that Uke trying to pretend to be a DFWM Seme?"

Girl 2: "He's not trying to be seme he's a Badass Uke."
Badass Uke by Shinigami NightRoad November 27, 2011

Badass Warrior Fighter

A backwards kicking (usually male) highly aggressive person. Usually known for their surprise attack personality and ability to induce strokes. Though there are no known weaknesses, it has been reported that biting the calves of a badass warrior fighter will buy time. While a normally forward walking mammal, the badass warrior fighter is known most for it's backwards kicking and the strength of such kicks. If has been up for debate for some time whether the strength of the backwards kicks are to blame for the strokes it's victims suffer... or if some other hidden mechanism causes them. One thing is for sure, while it may appear that the badass warrior fighter walks on 2 legs, it hides a 3rd leg. However, no one is quite sure where this 3rd leg is hidden, as discovery of said leg only occurred when a National Geographic team was cornered and brutally beaten with it.

Also reported have been instances of badass warrior fighters with glass eyes in their right ocular cavity. While the exact reason why only some males have this trait is unknown it can be assumed that it may have been caused by territorial battles with rival badass warrior fighters; possibly over territory, or a mate, or stroking rights. It is known however that due to this fairly uncommon disability if find yourself in a situation where you are cornered by a badass warrior fighter, if you can get them to face 30 degrees to your left you will essentially be in its blind spot.
Tanya was attacked by a badass warrior fighter man, and was forced to bit his ankles... even though she was suffering from a stroke.

badass attitude 

When someone's way of thinking, feeling, or behavior reads I don't give a f__k
When it's time for war, I turn up my badass attitude.

badass mindfucker 

A description of someone wildly adept at influencing others to think in ways that cause confusion or disorientation, often yielding behavior that benefits or gratifies them.
She struck me as a straight-up badass mindfucker the moment I first caught her holding court at the party where men were following her around like dogs.

Badass Fatass

"Dude, Robert is one Badass Fatass."
Badass Fatass by G-NIGG January 12, 2009

BadAss Aura 

There are people in the world who are known as a badass, but only a select few are of the caliber that the amount of badassness that they contain is so great that it physically resonates out of their body and begins to emit this aura. People who experience being in the presence of someone who has a BadAss aura (B.A.A) immediately feel the overwhelming power of the aura and it reduces drastically the amount of baddassness that one might have had before entering into the aura.
When Mohamed enters the lab, you can feel his BadAss Aura (badass) surround you.
BadAss Aura by hp4175 November 7, 2010