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Backwards Captain

When engaging in intercourse in the doggie position and just before the man climaxes, he pulls out, grabs the nearby bottle of captain Morgan, & spritzes it on his/her lower back. When the partner turns around to comment/complain, the man ejaculates directly into his/her face. Then he takes a bottle shot of the Captain and then proceeds to hit his partner in the face with said bottle.
Joshua: I gave Sheila the backwards captain last week. I haven't heard from her since.
by baconlynn August 22, 2016
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backwards goat

We were playing twister and I slipped a backwards goat on her when she wasn't expecting it.
by Jolly rancher September 22, 2016
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Backwards Simping

Being rude, disorderly, disrespectful to women in order to gain power or attention from women in the hopes that the "nice guys finish last" and "women like assholes" myth will apply to them.
He hates Simps that cater to women so he'll start backwards simping because women don't deserve nice.
by Dallas AP August 4, 2021
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backwards bear

This one is tough, so good luck. It starts out like doggy style, but then the guy turns around and goes butt to butt. You'll probably need a double jointed penis to bend around like that, so if anyone actually accomplishes it uninjured, you win.
"Dude, i pulled the backwards bear on her last night and it may have broken my dick..."
by c-pop June 17, 2008
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Backward dater

A dating situation where you have sex with the other person first and then go on dates, dinner, drinks,movies,
Dont go out with John, he is a backward dater.
by warped_asylum_junkie March 7, 2011
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Backwards Push

As opposed to a normal, frontal push, this is literally when you turn around and push someone blindly with your arms upside down.

To be backwards pushed is the ultimate embarassment and it can only be equated with another backwards push or a well placed elbow punch.
"Hey, thats the kid that got backwards pushed the other day"

"Yea, lets throw dirt and queso at him"
by AKAthecheesegrater April 16, 2010
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Backwards butterfly

A person that was crazy and partied a lot until they got into a relationship and have now become a lump like a catipillar.
My friend has become a backwards butterfly every since she started dating kyler.
by Mad city June 28, 2017
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