Athelda

A very smart, confident, beautiful woman who has the best of everything inside her that the opposite sex yearns for. She can be very serious when the she needs to be, or she can let her hair down and be the life of the party. She can be a lady outside and a tiger behind closed doors (if you are one of the lucky few). She is talented, funny, loving, kind, gracious and patient. She is forever devoted to her true love. She will be a loyal lover and a trustworthy friend that will always have your back; however, do not get on her bad side because although she is forgiving, she does not forget. A genuine one of a kind woman.

why can't I find an athelda?

by specialone February 5, 2010

athletic cup

Protective equipment, most people don't wear them because they restrict movement and are uncomfortable, main use is to stick in you friends face after worm during a workout

I used to wear an athletic cup for wrestling, but I found out I could do better without it, now I just exercise in it and stick it in my friends faces when it's sweaty.

by Matman September 28, 2013

Athletes Dick

When your dick itches from jerking off into a dirty sock.

"Hey man, why are you scratching your crotch?"

"Sorry bro, I've got a mean case of athletes dick"

by MoldyMoldyAss March 6, 2015

Athletes balls

Tiny, useless testicles that many athletes develop after years of anabolic steroid use.

Barry Bonds may perform well on the field, but he's definitely lacking performance in other areas now that he has developed Athletes balls.

by Dratin January 20, 2009

athletic dick

When you date a guy who's very athletic and used to hard workouts, and he brings the serious dick (D) to the point of exhausting you. The dick was so serious you might have to take an advil afterwards to recover.

Damn, girl! Brandon gave me that athletic dick last night and I'm worn the fuck out.

by alicianola February 3, 2017

athlete's ass

Applies to runners. People who get diarrhea while they're out running for exercise.

"Yeah, I was up this morning running my normal 5 miles, when I started to get Athlete's Ass. I thought I could hold it, but it just burst out and started to run down my leg."

by Anonymous September 4, 2003

athlete's cock

when a penis is so chapped from wearing a gurdle and from penis exposure to cold air, it becomes extremely dry and skin cracks, it also contains extreme pain and vaseline will help, but add to the pain. DO NOT attempt to jack off or there will be extreme consiquences

dude john got athlete's cock and he tried to jack off, now his dick is raw

by The Health Inspector September 26, 2006