New New York Pubic Library

Also known as the adult bookstore, located in Central New New York in the year 3010.

Sal: I’m going to back the adults bookstore.
Fry: Adult bookstore? I thought this was the public library.
Bender: No, pubic library!
Me: It’s the New New York Pubic Library!

by gregben July 10, 2021

George W. Bush Presidential Library

A pretty good joke. A man more infamous for anti-intellectualism than anyone in history having a library for a memorial is pretty goddamn funny.

Welcome to the George W. Bush Presidential Library, please leave your books at the door.…yeah right there, in that burning pile.

/ignore this Google Bomb:

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by xX_CaliforniaCheese_Xx September 14, 2011

Folger Shakespeare Library High School Fellowship Program

da place where all da bitchez come to learn da language of loooove.

we also study this dead guy named Bill Shakes. It's pretty awesome. All the bitchez are smart and nerdsy, and all of them are gorgeous.

at least 3 out of the sixteen will be extremely pretentious. and at least 50% of the total male population will be gay.

if youre not a hipster, youre a nerd. if youre not a nerd, youre a sloot.

Sloot: Hey, so you going to the Folger Shakespeare Library High School Fellowship Program today?

Hipster: yea, I decided to dress like Shakespeare to get in the mood.

Kid #1: ME TOO!

Sloot: OMG. THAT'S SO HAWT.

Nerd: ....I want to be Hamlet.

Entire class: LET'S ALL BE HAMLET

Sloot: naww i wanna be Ophelia. mmmmm Hamlet's meats.

by iheartshakespearesomuch December 13, 2010

school library

An awful place where books are torn and service is awful.

Man the school library should be torn down to pieces.

by Chip squierrl October 27, 2018

public library

a large building near a city's downtown filled with books, children, and sleeping homeless people

"hey brother can you spare a dime?"
"shut up and go to the public library!"

"shit! i really need some books, homeless people, and children."
"dude, have you heard of the public library?"

by uncle fuckbucket March 6, 2023

library

a place where people stare at dead trees with tattoos, then hallucinate

Jimmy: "Wanna go the the library?"
Timmy: "No Jimmy, that's where people hallucinate."
Jimmy: "Oh. Wanna do drugs instead?"
Timmy: "HELL FUCKING YEAH"

by commonmothertoungew August 5, 2023

Library Googly Eyes

After hours and hours of reading from a textbook, with teeny tiny textbook text, your vision becomes blurry and one of your eyeballs keeps crossing and you can't stop it.

Signs of library googly eyes:

1. You walk by a cubical and see legs coming out from underneath the desk.
2. The person under the desk is napping.
3. You see a person attempting to type a paper with one eye closed. (drunk texting logic does not work in this state)
4. You make eye contact with a person, and their eyes are all googly and scary.
5. You see them trying to Google" how to rent a seeing eye dog for the walk home."

by K-E-dollar$ign-HA May 3, 2012