defeated; being knocked down.
by wannamikefanta November 19, 2013
by John.Johnson.gay June 15, 2015
Guy 1: Count Fagula is coming!!!!
Guy 2: COVER YOUR BUTT!
John Mc-fagget the vampire: shut up.
Guy 1 and 2: OOOH!
Guy 2: COVER YOUR BUTT!
John Mc-fagget the vampire: shut up.
Guy 1 and 2: OOOH!
by White Brown March 12, 2010
1). A person who rips an extermely rancid fart.
2). A person that gets off by farting in someones face.
2). A person that gets off by farting in someones face.
Damn, count fartula put a cork in your asshole.
He was never the same after count fartula sat on his face.
He was never the same after count fartula sat on his face.
by greg25 June 09, 2010
When a girl takes it in the ass, and then gives a blow job right after, without cleaning the dick off.
by Roger_RD_Scott January 14, 2010
an expression used in rural parts of the south..mostly mountain folk and hillbillies. This expression means the product is a piece of shit or not worth a hill of beans. not to be confused with "no count" which can be used by most southerners with bad grammer and low self-esteem.
jim bob cooter - "I got this here phone the other day and it aint no count!"
salesman - "uuuhhhh is there something wrong with phone sir??"
jim bob cooter - " this here phone aint no count."
salesman - " so there is something wrong with it."
jim bob cooter - "im tryin to tell you it aint no count!!"
salesman - "????"
salesman - "uuuhhhh is there something wrong with phone sir??"
jim bob cooter - " this here phone aint no count."
salesman - " so there is something wrong with it."
jim bob cooter - "im tryin to tell you it aint no count!!"
salesman - "????"
by Arich August 16, 2006
Similar to a vampire except instead of sucking blood . They suck the life ,humor ,and general happiness in anyone's life surrounding them.. a literal drain on your happiness and energy.this is done through acts of utter and constant stupidity , the bumbling of even the most simple acts and general fuckery and total disregard for others around them .a lazy fat turd that sucks the life's blood from you.
See also ...my brother in law.
See also ...my brother in law.
Great ..Count Fuckupula is coming over to wreck my evening with his nonsense..Draining the life's blood from me.. why can't your brother visit when I'm not home?
by Willie shaverpus March 27, 2022