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alphabet snap

An alphabet snap is the lesser known name for the snaps that occasionally fall at the end of an intense sentence. The commonly known "Z-snap" happens to be just one of 26 alphabet snaps.
Other favorites include the "V-snap" where the hand makes a "V" in the air while snapping once at the base and again at the tip of the "V." At this point, the snapper looks up in the direction of the snap as if the line continues into the sky. The longer they stare, the more intense the snap. This snap says "you don't even know what just happened." At this point, it is appropriate for the snapper to get up and walk away to revel in their glory. The snappee is left in a state of total mindfuck.
The "W-snap" includes two hands. The hands start in the middle and and at the same time snap at the bottom two points and then again at the tips. When the snapper finishes he gives the snappee a look of utter pwnage. This snap says "you wish you didn't know what just happened!"
Person 1: *Performs a V-snap alphabet snap and looks into the air for 7 seconds as if his V was continuing forever, looks at Person 2, then walks away*
Person 2: *Dies*
by FoxyFunsies July 30, 2011
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alphabat

A 9-member K-Pop band
Consists of

B:eta, Ji Ha-yong, leader, former leader of HITT, loud and annoying but still cute as a button, selca king, almost always sings the chorus (lead vocal)
C:ode, Kim Sang-hun, self-proclaimed visual, voted least funny out of the members
D:elta, Choi Yeon-soo, an ((extremely)) attractive human being, amazing vocals (main vocal), is apparently funny if you like documentaries
E:psilon, Yoo Yeong-jin, TEEN TOP Ricky's hyung, cute little shit
F:ie, Lee San-ha, pronounced pie because Koreans can't pronounce "F" correctly, second Huang Zi Tao, looks gangster but is actually sensitive
G:amma, Kim Jun-su, yet another good looking member of the group, vocal
H:eta, Seol Jun, barely gets any parts (none in AB City like wtf), good at eye smiles and acting cute
I:ota, Shin Se-lin, rapper, likes Red Velvet (the group), SHINE ON ME- LET IT SHINE ON ME-, one of the original two members
J:eta, Kim Su-yeob, maknae, ABCDEFG guy, cause of fangirl spasms because of his aegyo
Person A: Are you an ALPHA?
Person B: What's that?
Person A: It's the fandom name of AlphaBAT!
by deerofthegalaxy March 11, 2015
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alphabetical laughter

When chatting on the internet you laugh so hard that rather than typing "lol" you randomly smash the keyboard and the result resembles something like hjdskfhkdfkdsj
(alphabetical laughter is commonly seen in a chatroom/private message setting)

guy 1: my dog just ate a box of crayons then left a rainbow in the neighbors yard...

guy 2: hdskjfhsdkfjhdsl
by lIl_Pandora_lIl July 24, 2015
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Alphabet Bandit

Fred went to the LGBTQIA march. Those alphabet bandits have taken 27% of the alphabet as their own.
by Tony Button November 25, 2019
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alphabetical obligations

Bobligation: (1) What Robert is required to do. (2) Da binding agreement to either have short hair or make something undulate.
Cobligation: (1) A mandatory action regarding da center portion of an ear of corn. (2) Something dat a male swan must do.
DOBligation: Refers to an instance where you have to state when you were born.
Fobligation: Da mandatory use of a large object to attach to your watch-chain.
Gobligation: Where you need to gather scattered material and combine it all into one lump.
Hobligation: Local building-code regarding da metal food-warming platform in yer fireplace.
Jobligation: (1) An edict dat states dat you must be employed if you are able. (2) Where an employer is required to hire you and keep you on his staff unless you either quit or are convicted of a work-related wrongdoing.
Lobligation: An agreement dat states dat you hafta throw something.
Mobligation: A rule dat requires a large number of da available residents to gather in a group.
Robligation: (1) See first example at da beginning of this list. (2) Where someone is required to steal, break-and-enter, etc.
Sobligation: Where you hafta noisily shed some tears.
Most alphabetical obligations make little sense in real life, but they are fun to say and amusing to think about.
by QuacksO June 9, 2020
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alphabetophilia

Austen just committed alphabetophilia! What a sicko!
by Enurysm September 2, 2020
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alphabeticalysing

I was alphabeticalysing my sentence.
by Idk_lolololol March 21, 2021
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