hustler prayer

A woman who was on drugs then start hustling with her man an cater to all his need

My girlfriend is a true definition of a hustler prayer

by Biteyboo December 2, 2023

Demon dispelling prayer

Ugh that felt funny...

Hym "Huh? What are you doing? What's happening?"

Iam "I was scrolling through TikTok and I came acroos this demon dispelling prayer... Are you alright?"

Hym "I just feel a little funny..."

Iam "Oh! Shit, should stop!?"

Hym "No! Play it! Play the whole thing!"

Iam "Ok..."

🔥Hym🔥 "RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!! WEAK!!! IS THAT IT!? IS THAT ALL THE POWER YOUR GOD COULD MUSTER!? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

by Hym Iam August 16, 2023

Private prayer

A priest puts a childs on an upside down cross. Then puts his holy spear down the childs thoat .He proceeds to releases his holy seed on the childs face and ends with a prayer so said child can be forgiven for his sins

Me and the pope had to give the boy a private prayer cause he was not behaving.

by Greater than gods November 3, 2019

Prescott Prayer Chapel

There are two Prescott Prayer Chapels (PPC). The first one was dedicated in 1972 and demolished in 2015. The second one was dedicated in 2018. The first PPC, the 1972-2015 version, was the butt of an old Urban Dictionary joke. What both have in common is their purpose (house of prayer) and the fact that PLNU students write prayers on sheets of paper that they leave for others to appreciate.

"When there is nothing left to do, one must pray. When one has no other place to pray, one prays at Prescott Prayer Chapel. Unfortunately, it is not a clean and neat little monument rather than the shabby all inviting shack it has replaced. God help me!"

by The Goodman Scholar October 27, 2020

Pussy Prayer

When a girl plays with herself

"I went to a sorority house and they did 20 pussy prayers. I wanted to watch, but I have a girlfriend."

by WAPworship February 20, 2021

Asr prayer

The asr prayer prayed just after noon it's the 3rd of five formal daily prayers performed by practicing muslims, the formal daily prayers of Islam comprise different numbers of units called rak'at, the asr prayer has 4 obligatory rak'at, the first two fard rak'at are prayed aloud, and the 3rd and 4th prayed silently.

Ahmed: did you go for the asr prayer today?

Ali: yes, the mosque was full of people today.

by MORBINON III June 16, 2022

Prayer

A peanut head, wrinkly raisin, built like a ninja turtle ass girl. She thinks everyone likes her but really no body does, even my confidence isn't that high..

Prayer is ugly.

by ilovefrutydixiey222 September 2, 2022