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Human

A human is a type of Virus that needs healthy supplements of things like Dihydrogen Monoxide to survive. By killing the virus we would Make the World a better place for Everyone
Person 1: Hey, wanna help me kill a virus.
Person 2: Which one
Person 1: Humans
by VirusEnder42069 July 9, 2020
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Human

Us
Hi human
by Mineaxe June 24, 2019
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Human

by Not a fax machine March 4, 2018
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Human

A human being is an organic machine that processes information between the subconscious to a cognitive rational thinking, based upon the knowledge of imitation. formed through the psyche of nature verses nurture.
A human failed again and again until they realize their errors through the process of trial and error.
by Yahushu47 January 8, 2015
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Human

A group of idiots on earth
They plague the world and do stupid stuff
Sadly we are part of this community of idiots
by Cthulhuyyy December 6, 2018
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Humans

Humans are fucking ugly. They will never be attractive no matter what they fucking do fat, artificial, plastic fuckfaces.
Fuck you ugly shit humans change your bodies into cute animals.
by Iluvcubs February 8, 2020
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Humans

n. Humans - Retards, that destroy forests, and kill each other apparently.
In this case, humans is being defined as the most retarded biological life form on earth.
I'm stupid, I'm a human writing this, so how am I supposed to know how to put this word in a sentence. But I'll do it anyway.
1. A human has wet themselves.
by Just Your Everyday Smart Azz November 9, 2018
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