glitter sock

Usually found in college dorms and navy ships, the glitter sock is used to catch the ejaculatory consequence of furtive masturbation. It is so named because of the "glittery" look of dried semen on cloth when the sun happens to catch it by the side of the bed.
see: spunk sock

Fuck! Where's my glitter sock? My mom must have cleaned under the bed!

by slothropsez June 18, 2007

glitter hole

A homosexual male's anus.

Guy #1: This dude at work thought I had a glitter hole.
Guy #2: No way! Did you tell him you like bishes?

or

Charlie: Mmm, Kevin! You look hot in those pants. I want to lick your glitter hole tonight!
Kevin: Oh, you silly queen! Come and get it.

by CrapIceberg June 5, 2011

gary glitter

legend in the eyes of paedophiles across the globe! vile man in my eyes i would sooner hit him in the nads with a meat tenderiser than say hi to him

"oh have u seen gary glitter?"
"yer hes havin his balls tenderised by a young welsh dude"

by niallthedragon January 16, 2009

glitter af

when you look perfect and no one can tell you otherwise.

"I wear gold on my eyelids because i'm glitter af."
quote used from a video

by ladyblue98 June 22, 2015

Glitter tampon

a way to put some pizzazz in your jazz

I used a glitter tampon and had to go straight to the hospital

by Dirtylittlesecret.alyx July 22, 2020

Glitter Hoe

Like glitter, she's so clingy and is always all over you. She's a hoe who can't stop trying to ride you wherever you go.

"Stephanie is being a glitter hoe."

by Black Chyna🌚🍑 June 28, 2017

Glitter Time

A condition experienced by some men on a monthly basis that may cause irritability, anxiety, depression, headache, and hissy fits. Comparable to menstruation in women.

"My husband threw a fit when I told him we weren't having meatloaf on Monday. I think he's on his Glitter Time."

by Unicornelious June 17, 2016