Cock of Disappointment (Cod)

• Description: Antonym – opposite of CoPD.
• Parameters:
o Opposite response from female who has experienced CoPD.
o Missing one (1) or more of the CoPD triad which consists of the following:
 Length
 Girth
 And, incredible natural; albeit almost brutal; stamina.
• Hours of duration – when you can honestly say you have five (5) or more hours of orgasm delivering stamina.
o Premature ejaculators.
o If the female has not had at least ten (10) vaginal, anal, clitoral, or combined orgasms.
o Disparaging remarks from the female:
 “Where is it?”
 “Are you in?”
 “Seriously?!”
 “Oh HELL no!”
 “What do you mean you’re done?”

Once you have had Cock of Pelvic Destruction (CoPD), you will never want a Cock of Disappointment (Cod) again.

by General Buck Turgidson September 24, 2017

Disappointment

The result of breaking condom.

You are a Disappointment

by Nut fucking E April 28, 2022

Disappointment

You

You are a disappointment.

by NeverGonnaGiveYouUpNeverGonnaL October 6, 2020

Disappointment

Basically me

"Hey, do you know where that disappointment is?" "Honey stop calling him that he's our son!"

by 69420nice March 2, 2020

Disappointment

Me

"your a disappointment you fucking useless failure. We never want to see you again"- my parents 17th February 2017

by British empire gang December 28, 2019

Disappointment

It's me. Im the disappointment but its ok. At least I don't get overestimated.

"You are such a disappointment."
"Yeah, but I still pay my bills though."

by ahahaLIFE January 16, 2021

Disappointment box

Disappointment box - 'Random empty box to disappoint the gift receiver. They later discover the money and/or thing they actually wanted inside.'

Here you go john...
John - gee thanks a toilet roll holder.
John does a deep long sigh
Only joking mate cheer up its a disappointment box, open it up ya sook

by Youza Mcwiggin December 23, 2023