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Loliest Lolis

1) an ancient phrase that is said by a divine french fry
"They’re not the loliest lolis dont worry. I've seen younger"
by lolifandom88 March 29, 2021
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Loli

Person 1: I love lolis!! So cute!
Person 2: shut the fuck up bro that’s an excuse for pedophillia
Person 1: SHUT UP SHE IS 500 YEARS OLD BUT LOOKS LIKE A CHILD!!1!1
Person 2: dude, who would wanna fuck a 4 year old paper flat shorty? You should try women with actual ass
by Cat_piss_ September 7, 2022
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chubby loli

Chubby lolis combine two of the best things on Earth: thiccness and cuteness!
by DFChest August 26, 2024
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Loli

Virat Kohli. An overrated fraud of Indian Cricket Team. Who acts cocky unnecessarily for some footage. He is a cult choker, hence he is called Chokrat Loli. He has dum* fans who always ride on his meat.

Person 1: Did Virat Loli choke again?
Person 2: What do you expect from Loli?
Person 3: But he is king bro....
Loli has choked again
by Denk_meme6969 October 17, 2022
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Loli

A young-looking female character. They have a small stature, a young-looking face, and small breasts. Their age can go from a children to an adult, their behaviour from childish to adult-like, and their maturity from immature to mature. Contrary to the popular belief their bodies keep getting old even if they all look the same.
Guy 1: "I like this loli."
Guy 2: "Dude, that's a child."
Guy 1: "No, this is an adult."
Guy 2: "But they have a child's body."
Guy 1: "A person stops being a child when they turn 13."
Guy 2: "..."
by Kurogami December 18, 2022
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Loli

An abbreviation of the word "Lolita"
It originates from the book "Lolita" penned by author Vladimir Nabokov.

1. Used to refer to sexually attractive young girls, usually between the ages of 9-14.
(Please get some therapy if you're an adult and are attracted to 9-14 year olds.)

2. Used as a slang to refer to a young anime girl who is sometimes older than they look physically or mentally.
(Examples: Kanna Kamui, Shiro, Shinobu Oshino, Victorique de Blois, Qiqi)
Person 1: My waifu is Rory Mercury!
Person 2: Isn't she a loli? She looks like a 13-year-old.
Person 1: No, she's actually 961 years old, not 13. I'm not attracted to little girls.

The FBI is watching you.
by eweeeeeee December 22, 2021
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Loli Watching

It's similar to people watching, or bird watching. The last two are things you do when you're an old gramps who doesn't know how to use internet or smart phones, & who's life is incredibly boring... But with loli watching, anyone of any age can enjoy. Some even find it more enjoyable than surfing the web. Like bird watching, cameras & binoculars are optional.
Guy 1: "Hey brah, wanna go to the local public pool to do some loli watching?"
Guy 2: "Sure bro, can't say no to the cuties!"
by Woke&Broke March 7, 2024
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