Hes a dickler tickler, Has a tiny peepee and stuck it in a pepsi can once its that small. Has no left coconut only has a but, will always have the V card.
Circumsiced,
Also really likes prostate exams!
Circumsiced,
Also really likes prostate exams!
by Therandomblueguy January 24, 2024
(Adj.) Used to describe two very closely connected things, things that can never be separated by distance, time, emotions, hurricanes, tornadoes, Darth Vader, or big farts. A zelda and link relationship is one that will hold strong and true forever.
"OMG look at this video that Petey made me!"
"Awwww that is SO zelda and link of him!"
"OMG look at this video that Petey made me!"
"Awwww that is SO zelda and link of him!"
by lionelmessi4lyfe September 22, 2014
Mid. Metroid is a better exploration game because cool female protagonist using bird technology to shoot evil space aliens is better than some generic dude using a sword to hit weird things.
Metroid is better than Legend of Zelda. it
by Metroid > Zelda May 30, 2023
Noun; The feeling of depression, sadness, or sads a person encounters after finishing any The Legend of Zelda game. This condition sets on immediately after the euphoria when the boss is beaten, as the player suddenly realizes that there is nothing new to play in the game, and he needs to find some other game or hobby to enjoy, similar to parting with a best friend after years of enjoyment.
Post-Zelda Depression, or PZD, can have a prognosis of anywhere between 2 days to the rest of one’s life, but typically lasts until a new Legend of Zelda game is released or bought.
Symptoms include sadness, extreme disappointment, and often hours of doing nothing since someone’s previous occupation has now been reduced to a repeating memory.
Post-Zelda Depression, or PZD, can have a prognosis of anywhere between 2 days to the rest of one’s life, but typically lasts until a new Legend of Zelda game is released or bought.
Symptoms include sadness, extreme disappointment, and often hours of doing nothing since someone’s previous occupation has now been reduced to a repeating memory.
I finished Ocarina of Time.
I finally slammed the Master Sword into Ganon’s head, and felt so proud. Then, I realized that the game freezes at the end of the credits. I wouldn’t get to explore my new world without Ganon.
I then realized that all I had left was stuff that I had already done — there were no post-boss tasks, no reward. Only the option to do it again and again.
I developed Post-Zelda Depression for a week. it felt like one of my friends had died. I longed to play more… to talk to Saria one more time…
Eventually , I was able to let it all go, especially after I bought the Wind Waker.
I finally slammed the Master Sword into Ganon’s head, and felt so proud. Then, I realized that the game freezes at the end of the credits. I wouldn’t get to explore my new world without Ganon.
I then realized that all I had left was stuff that I had already done — there were no post-boss tasks, no reward. Only the option to do it again and again.
I developed Post-Zelda Depression for a week. it felt like one of my friends had died. I longed to play more… to talk to Saria one more time…
Eventually , I was able to let it all go, especially after I bought the Wind Waker.
by ApolloJustice0713 March 04, 2023
by bearedo June 26, 2024
A little arc en ciel from syria and gona explose two man from siberia so i need to raconte you une histoire , that storry is a storry abouteuh zeldo zeldo is a little pneus from michelin u know the big constructeur of pneus she have the particuliarité de drifté on the flooor assez fast , she got 98 on drift and 77 d'adherence u can reconnaitre un pneus zelda when u ear the RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRIRIRIRIRIRIRII on the discord channel.
Fuck Zelda
by Unebombenonexplosifsigjuré March 21, 2019