You look like you can’t swim

It means you look like you can’t eat Coochie.

Her: *looks at boy* You look like you can’t swim...
Him: wym.
Her: Nvm🙄

by Yuhisaidit December 06, 2020

You look like you can’t swim

Tiktok trend where men get offended when you tell them “you look like you can’t swim” because they don’t like being told they can’t do something.

“You look like you can’t swim”
Why the fuck would you say that

That’s so fucking rude of course I can swim

by lakebear34 January 09, 2021

How many do you like in your ear?

A question asked to spot the kinky ones in a group.

Guy: How many do you like in your ear?

Girl: Usually 3 but I can do up to 5 after I’ve had a few drinks ;)

by ponyspank69 April 29, 2021

I Love You Like Kanye Loves Kanye

A way to describe how much you love someone, using the fact that Kanye loves Kanye way more than he should.

And I love you like Kanye loves Kanye. - I Love Kanye

by Imafatasscunt December 17, 2021

Would you like to eat my candy paws?

What the Smile Dip Dog on Gravity Falls says you can say it when someone grinds your gears.

Do you love me? WOULD YOU LIKE TO EAT MY CANDY PAWS?!!!!!

by J Slasher March 15, 2016

hey kids do you like nae naes

a sentence used by a rapist driving a white van and is outdated with the times and thinks that he can attract dumb ass kids by saying hey kids do you like nae naes and the kids noticed he wants there cheeks so they run away and the rapist gets caught and then gets raped in jail when he dropped the soap

bro look a guy is talking to those kids

rapist: hey kids do you like nae naes\

kids: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HE WANTS MY CHEEKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

rapist: god dammit

by G3n3r1c N1gg13t 123 September 24, 2018

How do you like them Apple

This is what you say to someone who's Macintosh computer just crashed so to remind them that owning a Mac doesn't make them better of a kind.
Essentially the Good Will Hunting version of "on Linux that wouldn't happen".

Bob {presenter}: "To conclude this talk let me show you..."

{Clicks his MacBook to switch to next slide in the presentation when the computer crashes and a white screen fills the conference room, while he fumbles in a futile effort to fix it}
Alice {from the audience}: "
How do you like them Apple?!"

by Clit Teaser October 03, 2016