talking out of your ass

Uttering bullshit or talking nonsense. Most commonly done by managers and corporate whores.

Employee: Will you make some sense and stop talking out of your ass?

Management: YOU'RE FIRED!!!

by AYB February 18, 2003

High up your ass

"High up your ass" is a term to define person who is too boastful, who thinks he knows everything and is too good for everyone else.

She wont go out with me, she is too high up her ass.

You are so high up your ass if you think you can solve this task alone.

by LordZoltan September 2, 2010

laugh your ass off

laugh so hard a something you pretty near fall off your chair.

side splitting

When he crapped in his pants on stage I nearly laughed my ass off.

by Doctor Livingstone May 17, 2005

hand you your ass

a euphanism for beat up.
also refers to being put down, insulted, or caught in the act of doing something you shouldn't.

basically, you can apply it to anything, as it's a really useful phrase.

bitch, you mess with me, i will hand you your ass!!!

i just got my ass handed you me by my math teacher for texting in class.

Lindsey Lohan got her ass handed to her in court. twice.

by case0flip January 6, 2009

Busta cap in your ass

shoot em up

im gonna busta cap in yo ass

by devin February 14, 2004

head up your ass

1. The condition of being absolutely oblivious to surroundings 2. Acting like an asshole

1. "You didn't know the pope died? You have your head up your ass, dude"
2. "You told everyone you had sex with my mom!? You have your head up your ass, dude"

by Dylan K. May 4, 2006

Blow it out your ass

basically means fuck you. one of the few examples where a shorter meaning is replaced with a larger phrase.

If you mad I'm on top, then wish me gone
If you mad I'm on the road, then wish me home
And if you mad that I'm right, punk wish me wrong
But after your three wishes...- BLOW IT OUT YOUR ASS!

by AkumaGouki May 12, 2004