rue : how long have you been fucking nate jacobs?
cassie : crying bc she’s actually not crazier than maddy
maddy : you dumb fucking bitch im gonna fuck you
cassie: *run upstairs*
cassie : crying bc she’s actually not crazier than maddy
maddy : you dumb fucking bitch im gonna fuck you
cassie: *run upstairs*
by dontfall(inlove) February 10, 2022
Get the you dumb fucking bitch im gonna fuck youmug. When you're raging in CS:GO you then will come to a complete life of swearing everytime you die and you will run out of words and make them up and create this.
by EndItall666 May 29, 2018
Get the are you fucking shitting my assholemug. by James Lowe January 9, 2008
Get the bugger off you fucking wankermug. by fishfarmer1972 March 30, 2015
Get the you got to be fist fucking memug. Abbreviated DYFWMD, this is a phrase commonly used in place of "don't mess with me", but with a more traditional meaning of "leave my penis alone".
This saying is thought to have been originated by Duke Wellington III, after a fellow nobleman who was stricken by the Black Plague, would use his decaying hand to taunt and otherwise pester the Duke. While this was primarily in jest, after the nobleman threatened to grab Wellington's scrotum (in effect, making it fall off), Wellington fatefully proclaimed "DONT YOU FUCK WITH MY DICK!" -- then proceeded to unsheathe his rapier and chop off the nobleman's infected hand.
True to it origins, this phrase is commonly followed by an act of aggression or violence.
This saying is thought to have been originated by Duke Wellington III, after a fellow nobleman who was stricken by the Black Plague, would use his decaying hand to taunt and otherwise pester the Duke. While this was primarily in jest, after the nobleman threatened to grab Wellington's scrotum (in effect, making it fall off), Wellington fatefully proclaimed "DONT YOU FUCK WITH MY DICK!" -- then proceeded to unsheathe his rapier and chop off the nobleman's infected hand.
True to it origins, this phrase is commonly followed by an act of aggression or violence.
Masculine Form - Contemporary
Dude 1: "Hey, I'm drinking your last beer…
Dude 2: "DONT YOU FUCK WITH MY DICK!" (punches Dude 1 in the head)
Masculine Form - Traditional
Dude 1: "Give me the remote or I’ll punch you in the balls.”
Dude 2: "DONT YOU FUCK WITH MY DICK!" (punches Dude 1 in the head)
Feminine Form
Girl 1: "Damn, that's your boyfriend...he's sexy! Does he like blondes?"
Girl 2: "DONT YOU FUCK WITH MY DICK!" (punches Girl 1 in the vagina)
Dude 1: "Hey, I'm drinking your last beer…
Dude 2: "DONT YOU FUCK WITH MY DICK!" (punches Dude 1 in the head)
Masculine Form - Traditional
Dude 1: "Give me the remote or I’ll punch you in the balls.”
Dude 2: "DONT YOU FUCK WITH MY DICK!" (punches Dude 1 in the head)
Feminine Form
Girl 1: "Damn, that's your boyfriend...he's sexy! Does he like blondes?"
Girl 2: "DONT YOU FUCK WITH MY DICK!" (punches Girl 1 in the vagina)
by munkman September 19, 2011
Get the DONT YOU FUCK WITH MY DICKmug. a sudden reversal of fortune - a banked eight ball for the win flies out of the pocket you intended into another, or your full house loses to a straight flush on the river.
usually not part of a sentence, all you can say is "you got to be fist fucking me." or "you've got to be fist-fucking me."
by quitepedantic November 17, 2015
Get the you got to be fist fucking memug. by dat guy! April 28, 2016
Get the could you fucking not please/CYFNPmug.