Yolo

Peoples' excuse to act stupid.

Sharon's body was uncovered from the car wreck the morning after the party, smothered in alcohol. A survivor from the accident claims that her final words were "YOLO!!"

by Nitrous Ice August 26, 2012

YOLO

YOLO is a way for people to simplify metaphysics and the existential meaning they wish to bestow upon life into four letters that allows them to bypass deep thinking in order to justify their actions relative to the fininteness of their lives. They don't allow themselves to think about the emotions connected to this objectification of self and the consequences associated with their actions, thus denying their essence of being in favor of a more short term "live as if you will die tomorrow" philosophy that does not actually lend to the true metaphysics behind YOLO; only scraping its surface.

Person 1: "Dude I can't possibly grasp my purpose in life. Why am I here? Why are any of us here? What am I supposed to do with my life?"

Person 2: "Don't worry dude. Just have fun! Let's go have unprotected sex and I'll cum in your mouth! YOLO!"

by pairagreenegg December 22, 2012

yolo

yolo= Carpe Diem for idiots. Standing for 'you only live once'

Friend: lets re-arrange the seating arrement for the sub
Me:Are you sure she won't notice our teacher left the seating chart on her desk
Friend:Yolo
Me: Moron

by musicsgf June 24, 2012

yolo death weed

A large amount of cannabis with a black man hidden underneath protecting it.

My friend Tyrone tried to get some Yolo Death Weed and he got shot by it's guardian.

by DutchIsTheReasonIAnal69420Swag February 14, 2014

Yoll

A Australian way of greeting a friend. It is always accompanied by a peace sign. It's a friendly way of greeting someone who will mutually send a "yoll" back (has to be accompanied by a peace sign or they're a traitor).

"Yoll" *peace sign*
"Yoll" *peace sign*
"Wanna come to the canteen with me?"
"Not really"
"I'll buy you a choccy milk"
"Ok let's go"

by canadianpuffhippo June 3, 2018

Yolofish

It means

You

Only

Live
Once
Fuck
It
Shit
Happens

I wanna get a tattoo
Ok get yolofish

by 1452268 July 9, 2018

Yollis

A definition which describes how amazingly cool yet retarted a person can be.

This word is most often used to describe a short person as well.

Look how Yollis that person is!

Oh she's so Yollis!

That's a Yollis!

On a scale of Yollis to Tall.

by MYSTERIOUSCHEUNG. April 25, 2010