yapping syndrome

a syndrome in which a dumbass may follow 3 of the following symptoms:

talk way too much for their own good
you have no idea what the fuck they're saying
and their name has to be michael or start with a m for this to apply

yapping syndrome cannot be cured. symptoms are similar to retard syndrome!

"yo michael keeps talking i think he may need to get checked for yapping syndrome"

by mysteriousassentity001 February 26, 2024

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Post Yap Clarity

The immediate realization after 5+ minutes of yapping that you should have kept your fucking mouth shut.

"Sandra has been talking for hours now. Wait until post yap clarity kicks in."

by salmonconsumer55 April 2, 2025

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Yap Demon

A person who wont stop yapping...

nay: blah blah blah
ego: shush
gaupo: what a yap demon ong

by egø March 17, 2024

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major league yapping

competitive non-stop useless and meaningless talking

person a: bro quit yapping bruh, are you a of major league yapping?
person b: shit bro MLY is what i'll all about

by iDunnoDiction April 14, 2024

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Posttraumatic yapping disorder

A special type of disorder which happens when every single thing the person says is yapping. It usually happens when the said person has consumed too much yapping from other people.

Doctor: I am afraid to say that you have Posttraumatic yapping disorder.
Patient: Oh my god, never have I expected to get such a disorder. You know that all of my friends have the same thing? I think it is pretty funny that we will all have it. Especially my great great friend that is really close which is really funny and interesting because i acctually studied this type of relationship. I think I had this since the day my father left. Sad story, really. One day he got out to get milk and never came back. Anyways, what was I talking about?
Doctor: Please get the hell out of my office.

by AYappingHater April 2, 2024

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