schizo yap

to talk to oneself and/or saying random incoherent spaz shit unprompted.

Kevin: "ooga booga skibbity toilet wok hardt lol fortnite cringe 2012 memez pepe hee hee hee haw"
George: "What the fuck is Kevin schizo yapping about?"
Mike: "Zero fucking clue."
Kevin: *singing* "In the towwwn where I was bornnn there lived a wok... who lived at hi tech"
George: "Kevin stop fucking schizo yapping or we're going to boot you from the call"
Mike: "Bro quit it with the schizo yap"
Kevin: "Shut the fuck up."

by wok911tower March 19, 2024

National Yap Day

December 23rd is National Yap Day. The day where people talk too much and you can’t hear yourself think.

Bro, she is talking way too much because it’s National yap day

by bmm110 December 23, 2023

Yapping Disorder

The painful uncontrolable urge to Yap

John: Angela how has your day been?

Angela: i woke up and blabalalala there was a shirt on the floor and blalalala my sister said i eat to much for breakfast blalalala.....

John: You are making my ears bleed, i think you are suffering from chronic Yapping Disorder

by negward January 17, 2024

yap yap mouth

A person with horrible teeth

Dayummm nigga I know you can’t be talking bout nobody teef which yo yap yap mouth havin ass

by Zayummzaddyv January 19, 2018

YAPPED

THE ACT OF GETTING YAP

YOU JUST GOT YAPPED

by ISAAC YAP January 14, 2021

Yapped

To make your mates go for 'one drink' with the secret and devious intention of having many more and becoming loosely drunk before hitting the town.

Charlie: "does anyone want to go to the pub on this lovely Tuesday night?"
Frank: "yeah, but I know you are trying to get me yapped and then I'll end up frazzed"

by Fraz June 05, 2016

Yap Jia Hong

A smart, creative, hardworking, charming and charasmstic individual who is 15 years old. So he is unemployed, lives with his parents and doesn't have a car. To top that he has high expectations on match.com

Shaun: Hey Aaron did you talk to Wilson yet?
Aaron: Yeah he acts like Yap Jia Hong

by Didjdjdjdjdj June 14, 2018