Wrist Waters 

An unknown material only owned by Mario, he flexes about it on his rap battle against Sonic as shown in the documentary: Mario vs Sonic - Cartoon Rap Battles made by Calobi Productions and in the phrase "wrist waters on my neck, Sega is a wreck" you can see Mario is showing his dominance

Mario: "Wrist Waters on my neck, Sega is a wreck"
The Crowd: Holy shit that was a great roast

Wrist Waters by bread-dealer March 15, 2021

frosty wristband 

When you take a used condom and suck out all the cum, and then you use the condom as a wristband.

"Dana is so nasty, she loves when I give her a frosty wristband for her birthday."

frosty wristband by dirtydanathemechanic October 7, 2015

Zebra Wrist 

Describing someone whose wrist or arm that is clearly shown to have self inflicted cuts; commonly used as a derogatory insult

Nobody asked for your opinion, zebra wrist

Zebra Wrist by Burner account 0875 May 15, 2020

360 Wristing 

When one dances exclusively by rotating their wrist.

"You know you always get me with that 360 wristing, babe."

360 Wristing by TheAnarchy August 6, 2020

widower's wrists 

the increased muscle mass and strength in the carpal area caused by a widower's lonely consolatory activity of milking his maggot

since his wife popped her clogs Sid's got some mighty widower's wrists

widower's wrists by Flatus Maximus May 20, 2010

wristband 

a circular piece of rubber you buy and put around your wrist to make you feel better about yourself. Although the money can often end up in rather stange places like ebay seller accounts, Nike (if you're aware of racism) or who knows where (make poverty history as it wasn't designed to make money apparently).

They can help stop skin cancer as they stop UV rays reaching your skin

hey I got a Livestrong wristband to show cancer awareness! You don't have one...are you not aware of cancer?

wristband by Chris Whittaker December 27, 2005

Crisco wristwatch 

Stick your hand in a can of Crisco until it's lubed all around. Then insert your hand/fist in a woman's rectum until your watch tickles her stink star.

Crisco wristwatch by Roostafy April 21, 2003