washing my hair

A typical excuse given when someone doesn’t want to attend a function but has no legitimate reason not to

Matt: Hey do you want to go to the crawfish boil on the 2nd?
Anyone Matt asks: Sorry Matt, I'll be busy washing my hair

by Faptastic Max April 22, 2015

breast worship

BW to fondle, kiss, suck and otherwise admire a ladies breasts during foreplay

We started with LFK and some breast worship.

by rysard November 20, 2014

leonard washington

The badass dude on Chappelle's Show played by none other than...Dave Chappelle.

"My name is Leonard Washington. Where I'm from...there's a little town called none of ya god damn dusiness."

by I ain't tellin you NoTHIN'! July 20, 2006

Washington Heights

(also known as the heights, da heightz, home of the haze, domincans'vill and like our parents say: Guashington Heights)
The neighborhood in uptown Manhattan- NY famously known for the large population of Dominicans. It goes from 157th street all the way up to Dyckman.

Used to be New York's crime capital back in the 50's through the late 70's and had alot of Irish, Jews, crackheads, prostitutes and in much more poverty. Not so much anymore though. However, you still see alot of Jews and rich white people hidden in the quiet neighborhoods nobody knows about.

"I went to Washington Heights yesterday and those Dominicans have so much fun!"

by Glammerz September 4, 2005

port washington

A small town located on a peninsula in Long Island, New York. Pretty much you have your sands points and harbor acres where the old rich people that hate the teenagers living in this town and happen to vote for a crappy budget where the school couldnt afford tissues at one point. Then you have your port washington north, soundview, manorhaven, and the ghetto side of port. Port Washington consists of a main street where on friday its impossible to get through 4'1" sixth graders wandering everywhere. You have your two movie theaters, and the most amazing taco bell known to man kind. Pretty much a boring town also known as pot washington for those who dont have anything else to do.

person 1- Mannn this port washington sucks!
person 2- Lets smoke!

by ubercool07 October 30, 2007

Fort Washington

An absolutely incredible suburb of Philadelphia where the inhabitants of Chalfont wish they could live.

Fort Washington is a far superior town in every way when compared to Chalfont.

by TheDawnTreador February 14, 2012

washington indiana

A stupid little town in Indiana. Full of pregnant 14 year olds, emos, wangsters, creeps, and druggies

Hey let's go to Washington Indiana

No man that place is gross

(DON'T COME HERE)

by Heisenberg_bitch May 5, 2014