Warden mcsm

Yes hes a block. Yes hes also bald. But hes still hot as hell so i dont care

Wow Warden mcsm is so hot I want him to use me as a doormatt

by AsterAsteroid April 12, 2022

Wax Wooden Floors

another way to say "only if the grass is cut". Refers to cunnilungus. it means only if her pubic hairs our trimmed or completely removed will her sexual partner engage in cunnilungus.

Chick: Hey boo you shud come over tonight
Dude: Oh for shure babe
Chick: You gonn lick my clit?
Dude: Hell yeah babe, but i dont munch carpets.. i only wax wooden floors
Chick: I aint got no fur
Dude: aiight then imma be there in a minute.

by DykeTurner January 11, 2012

Feed the warden

Term used by many convicts, or ex-cons, to refer to taking a crap.

"Be there in a few, I've got to feed the warden."

by blusterytree42 August 10, 2017

the safe worder

someone who doesn't use swear words, instead he uses the alternative ones with the "same meaning"

John: Holy #### my grandmother is pregnant with 10 babies!

Sam: What the fudge!
John: Your still the safe worder?
Sam: I feel that there are better ways to make a point.

by givemefoodnow February 3, 2019

toilet paper warden

A person (typically the leader of a sizeable household) that rations out bungwipe on an as-needed basis.
The need for toilet paper wardens became evident when the COVD-19 (coronavirus) pandemic of 2020 caused massive hoarding (and subsequent depletion) of rollios across the United States.

Kim has volunteered to become the toilet paper warden of the Trowbridge household because little Heidi upstairs has been going through massive amounts of paper toliets in attempts to grow algae and fungi in cups.

by Telephony March 26, 2020

wordington

Substitute for "word," also meaning "well said" or "right on."

Statement: "Yo one day until summer break man!"

Response: "Wordington."

by K-Blizzy March 14, 2009

Wooden Anus

A delicous Swedish pastry, with a history of being baked for charitable events.

- Niclas offered to bake a wooden anus for "The Voice" bake-sale.
- Wow! This sure is a tasty wooden anus! So flaky and yet still moist and falvor-full.

by madderhat January 20, 2009