Chuck Woolery

Taking two dumps before 2:00 pm, as in Chuck Woolery's catch phrase "We'll be back in 2 and 2."

Dan: I really need to crap. It's my second one and it's only 1:00.

Mark: Way to pull off the Chuck Woolery!

by RabbiDan August 27, 2009

woofer

A person who sniffs pussy fart and eats cheese tit.
In other words, they are retarded, mofo's.

Scotty B is such a woofer, he won't tell us what "keerunch" means.

by The Foolishness July 20, 2004

woofer-wednesday

A celebration held on a wednesday signifying the passing of the middle of the work week.

John and I drank two thirty packs of beer to celebrate woofer-wednesday, because two-fer Tuesday went really bad.

by afro8419 September 7, 2010

Wooter

A group of people who wear orange shirts and make offensive "hooting" noises while they run in public areas.

Wooters generally make "hooting" noises whilst gesturing in a similar way to the The Circle Game near their face while running at each other.

"Oh look, a group of Wooters..."
"You're joking? Fuck me they're annoying. They're a blight on society with those stupid noises they make - it makes me want to be anywhere but here. I want to go running but they make me want to slit my wrists! If only they were aware that they ruin Parkrun for the majority. Bloody bible bashers"

by Ima B July 8, 2018

wolmers boys school

We give gyal bun

girl: which school u go?
zach: wolmers boys school
girl: oh yah guh gi mi bun

by zacharyDUH February 21, 2022

wooder

Someone who has a thick voice who is trying to sound like people who don't have a thick-sounding voice, but then again they can't help it so why bother trying?

*Listening in to my brother on the phone*...wooder, wooder, wooder

by James November 12, 2003

Wooler

The term of frequently not attending a Lesson or event due to having commitments elsewhere.

Can also mean frequent trips to a seaside town for the sake of it.

John: Where is our teacher today?
Steve: I dont know?
John: I hope he hasn't done a Wooler on us
Steve: i bet he has a meeting :p

by BACTUER April 14, 2011