Winston slamming

The act of getting a huge genetically engineered gorilla with a huge erection and letting him slam his meat in you.

Chase: “hey how was the zoo yesterday?”. Isabel; “well, it was a gamble as I almost died from the winston slamming at the gorilla park”.

by BreadsThickLoaf December 2, 2024

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Winston

They are a beautiful man/boy who will grow up to be very successful in life

He’s a winston

by M4DK1N9 February 9, 2020

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The best friend you could ever have. He is always here for you, never declines when you call and always supports you. Other boys tend to be jealous of him. He will definitely steal your girl if you let him. You can recognize him easily, he's all pink and hidden in your girl's drawer.

Person 1 : "Damn ! I really had a bad day, Winston's the only one who will make me feel better."
Person 2 : "Babe.. i'm right here."
Person 1 : "Nahh I don't want you."

by daryra July 7, 2024

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Winston County

A region in Alabama full of illiterate dumbass’ who will probably tickle your sack for a half gram of fentanyl.

“Winston County is a hell hole. I’d rather stick glass in my pecker hole than live there.”

by Klansman1867 August 13, 2024

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Winston’s Law

Success in life depends largely on your ability to speak, your ability to write, and the quality of your ideas, in that order.

A somewhat depressing observation that the best ideas don’t necessarily win out in the end, but depend on salesmanship, including thinking on one’s feet and a compelling in-person presentation.

Source: Prof. Patrick Winston

Winston’s Law dictates that, although you may not be in Sales, you are anyway.

by WhatwasIsaying January 25, 2025

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