Floating Larry

Day old poop that you discover the next morning, or the next week.
You know when you're on the phone with some company and you really have to go so you poop and don't want to be so rude that you flush the toilet, so you leave it for the time being and the next morning you roll into the bathroom and look down. That's a floating larry.
by Train montage April 17, 2009
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floating sex

A term describing a sexual act wherein there is penetration but no movement, or 'in and out' (for lack of a better term), therefore it doesn't really count as sexual intercourse in the churches eyes.
"My Amish friend said he has to Float (floating sex) his girl or God will punish him"
by Bdiddyballin May 18, 2016
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floating feather

A floating feather is a reference to someone who dances and weaves in and out of another's life, never to be held tightly, merely to be enjoyed while warm thermals raise and lift them before carrying them off.
He was a Floating Feather that gave my heart a home for a moment.
by Nikki D #1 January 22, 2022
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floating omelette

When your bowels are really upset and your shit is all bubbly & floats covering the water in the toilet.
Man! All that Asian food really hit hard. I dropped one of the biggest floating omelettes I've ever seen.
by WeirdWeirdWorld February 25, 2017
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floating sock

A sock that went not floating yuh moon bounce yeah
Yo this "bitch" is being a floating sock, shtruv
by FlyingSnick February 10, 2022
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floated a steamer

Occurs while watching your girlfriends dog, at her request, take a dump in the yard on a cold day.
Yes, Camille...dear... Fifi just floated a steamer.
by One Armed Crab September 23, 2009
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Floating a Ticket

Floating a ticket is a scam often employed by servers in restaurants. It is usually accomplished by ringing in one generic ticket (e.g. a water and salad bar) and handing the same check to multiple persons. This is of course impossible to use with credit cards as an authorization is required. Obviously, floating a ticket constitutes theft and could result in prosecution. So don't do it.
Server 1: I've got to pay my rent in three days and I'm a buck fifty behind.
Server 2: Float a couple of salad bars. That shouldn't be a problem.
Server 1: Isn't floating a ticket illegal?
Server 2: Only if you get caught.
by Mr. Woodford June 01, 2009
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