Wifey

Sadhbh Lynch

Who do you want to wife?
Sadhbh Lynch, she is wifey man.

by George McCarthy April 12, 2020

wifey material

jessica collins.

wow she’s straight wifey material

by animeprincessx69 December 9, 2021

Wifey

My wifey Elise is the best in the world. Even though we’re not actually married and it’s just a joke, she’s still the fucking best.

You’re my wifey for lifey

by littlepotatobean April 5, 2019

Wifey Season

Referring to the period in a man's life where he wants to settle down and get married, the term wifey in itself meaning wife.

"Yo you wanna hit the club?"
"Nah I gotta girl,I think it's wifey season for me."

by just another tuner March 2, 2018

Wifey

A women who will suck your dick under the table at your parents house during thanksgiving dinner.

“Yooo she my wifey.”
“How do you know?”

“She fucking sucked me off at my dads funeral.”
“Damn bro keep her.”

by Mynameisfuckingcharlie January 10, 2019

wifey

a girl's best friend who is the moon her duck, they spend all their time together and become vsco girls! They'd choose each other over their boyfriends anyway, loving each other endlessly and eventually running to an island of gae.

"oh my goodness you are the moon to my duck!"
"oh my god i love you wifey sksk and i oop!"

by heathermcsoftnamara September 4, 2019

The Wifey Effect

Receiving a ball and chain gag during a bachelor party in embarrassing fashion and puking from the pressure.

The reality of getting married finally hit him so hard during his bachelor party it caused The Wifey Effect.

by imthejoe April 10, 2011